Wall Street’s Finest Pay $2 Million-Plus For 7,400 Votes Against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.
Paul Tudor Jones
Don’t Say Paul Tudor Jones Didn’t Warn You
You people could have fixed capitalism years ago but didn’t, and now the revolution is here.
Paul Tudor Jones Not Sure Why President Trump Is So Eager To Bring On The Revolution
These tariffs are just the excuse these Millennial socialists need to final put capitalism out of its misery.
Paul Tudor Jones Hopes New Communist Overlords Will Let Him Keep Half His Money
‘Cause he’s giving the other half to charity!
Paul Tudor Jones To Save World (And Capitalism) With An ETF
Follow him and head off the revolution, or at least the Ocasio-Cortez administration, and make some money in the process.
Paul Tudor Jones Is Bullish AND Bearish Because It's 2018 And Markets Are Non-Binary, Man
The guy just loves animals, okay?
Nineteen-Year-Old Paul Tudor Jones Pretty Much What You’d Expect
Beers, bets and bros, in that order.
Paul Tudor Jones Brings His Millenarian Warnings, ‘End Is Nigh’ Signs To Goldman Sachs
Who shall hear—and heed—the words of the prophet of Belle Haven?
Paul Tudor Jones Has Been Reading Marx Again
The hedge-fund billionaire thinks capitalism needs some tweaking, and he’s got just the thing.
Paul Tudor Jones Savages Fed For Passing Tax Cut
This will not end well for Jay Powell, or the rest of us.
Grizzled Prophet Paul Tudor Jones Foreseeth Some Old Testament Sh*t
Like a vengeful God, inflation is returning to smite Jay Powell.
Paul Tudor Jones Inexplicably Wrote An Email To Ensure That History Will Remember Him As Harvey Weinstein's Most Ardent Enabler
PTJ told Harvey that this was all going to pass quickly, which explains Tudor's recent Macro Fund performance.
Paul Tudor Jones Quant Goes Where He’ll Never Have To Set Up Another E-Mail Blast
Tudor Investment Corp.’s quantitative revolution is not going very well.
Everyone Wants A Piece Of The Quant Action, Global Shipping Behemoth Edition
Quantitative gets less cool by the day.
Paul Tudor Jones Now Throwing His Money At Anything With The Letters 'A' And 'I' In It
Current Tudor Investment Corp artificial intelligence staff not included.
If Paul Tudor Jones Was Janet Yellen, He'd Be Sh!tting His Pants Right Now
Well, this is troubling.
Tudor Investment Corp Employs Groundbreaking ‘Email’ Technology To Monitor Trump Tweets
Paul Tudor Jones is at the bleeding edge of electronic mail.
Of Course Paul Tudor Jones Bought Into The ‘Hamilton’ Ponzi Scheme
A story that was already the perfect encapsulation of contemporary New York now just way too good to be true.
Go Ahead And Jump To Conclusions About That Hedge Funder With The Ferrari
Turns out the stereotype is true.
Layoffs Watch '16: Tudor Investment Corp.
Paul Tudor Jones has asked a number of employees to clean out their desks.
32-Year-Old Paul Tudor Jones Shaking Head In Disgust At 61-Year-Old Paul Tudor Jones
Old man, take a look at my returns, I'm a lot like you were.