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Maybe Bill Ackman Should Use Labor Day Weekend to Think About Whether This Hedge Fund Thing Is Right For Him
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
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Quantedge Capital Laughs At Your Measly Little Risk Profiles
Wanna return 40%? Put your big boy and girl pants on.
Whatever Doesn't Kill John Paulson Makes Him Stronger
At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
In This Market Environment, Not Even A Former College Lacrosse Player Who Can Trace His Lineage To Peter Stuyvesant Is Safe: WSJ
Chase Coleman, sadly, knows what we're talking about.
Donald Trump Is A Tremendous Stock Picker, If Says So Himself
You've never seen a stock picker like this.
Who Does Bill Ackman Have To Screw To Make Some Money Around Here?
God damn you, 2016! You were supposed to be the anti-2015!
Whatever Doesn't Kill A Bill Ackman Makes Him Stronger!
It makes the tension around Pershing Square so thick you could cut it with a bottle of Herbalife's Formula 1 Instant Healthy Meal Nutritional Shake Mix Vanilla Dream 22, sure, but it doesn't kill him.
Don't Talk To David Einhorn About 2015
In fact, consider the numbers 2, 0, 1, and 5 banned from Greenlight Capital's offices.
Bill Ackman Thanks Investors In Advance For Going Down With The Ship
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
Lifestyle That UK Hedge Fund Manager's Chickens Have Grown Accustomed To In Peril
Investors aren't the only ones affected by the 16.8 percent plunge.
Bridgewater Associates Feeling A Bit Wildebeest-y
2015 has not been so kind to Ray Dalio's favorite fund.
Here’s Something Vladimir Putin Forgot To Gloat About At The UN
Russia = big winner for hedge funds.
Market Selloff Ain't Got Nothin' On Little Steve Cohens
2015 has been good to Little Steve's Hedge Fund Achievers.
David Einhorn's Got Good News And Less Good News
Depending on how investors want to look at things.
Nassim Taleb's Black Swans Earned Their Keep This Week
If you like numbers in the range of one billion.
Dan Loeb Did Pretty Okay For Himself Last Month
He's got a fallback career as a ghostwriter of letters that will cause the recipients to piss their pants in fear but for now it looks like this whole hedge fund manager thing is panning out pretty well.