Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
Wanna return 40%? Put your big boy and girl pants on.
At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
Chase Coleman, sadly, knows what we're talking about.
You've never seen a stock picker like this.
God damn you, 2016! You were supposed to be the anti-2015!
It makes the tension around Pershing Square so thick you could cut it with a bottle of Herbalife's Formula 1 Instant Healthy Meal Nutritional Shake Mix Vanilla Dream 22, sure, but it doesn't kill him.
In fact, consider the numbers 2, 0, 1, and 5 banned from Greenlight Capital's offices.
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
Investors aren't the only ones affected by the 16.8 percent plunge.
2015 has not been so kind to Ray Dalio's favorite fund.
2015 has been good to Little Steve's Hedge Fund Achievers.
If you like numbers in the range of one billion.
He's got a fallback career as a ghostwriter of letters that will cause the recipients to piss their pants in fear but for now it looks like this whole hedge fund manager thing is panning out pretty well.