Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
Wanna return 40%? Put your big boy and girl pants on.
At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
Chase Coleman, sadly, knows what we're talking about.
You've never seen a stock picker like this.
God damn you, 2016! You were supposed to be the anti-2015!
It makes the tension around Pershing Square so thick you could cut it with a bottle of Herbalife's Formula 1 Instant Healthy Meal Nutritional Shake Mix Vanilla Dream 22, sure, but it doesn't kill him.
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
Investors aren't the only ones affected by the 16.8 percent plunge.
Russia = big winner for hedge funds.
2015 has been good to Little Steve's Hedge Fund Achievers.
If you like numbers in the range of one billion.
You win some, you lose ($100 million) some.