Real-Life Human Woman Actively Choosing To Do Sex With Bill Ackman Instead Of Brad Pitt
2018 is the year of Ackman!
Though if it's any consolation, at least ADP won't make him violently ill.
Activists aren't dangerous. Or are they?
The ADP-Pershing Square battle is going about as expected.
We are proud to present Best of Bill Ackman (2008-2017).
This might be Pershing Square's finest work yet.
How much would you pay to avoid 12 hours of depositions?
You can't keep an Ack Man down!
The Ack Man ain't hating on The New Year... yet.
Valeant really Herbalife'd old Billy.
Pry your eyes from the polls for a moment and stew in some Ackman schadenfreude.
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
Oh Carl, why do you hide your love away?
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
You people disgust us.
Damn you, Federal Trade Commission! Damn you to hell.
John Hempton is getting love in neither the Pershing Square offices nor Australia.