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Real-Life Human Woman Actively Choosing To Do Sex With Bill Ackman Instead Of Brad Pitt
2018 is the year of Ackman!
Now Is A Great Time For Bill Ackman To Buy ADP
The best thing that can happen to an investment nowadays is for Bill Ackman to be wrong about it.
Looks Like ADP May Not Be Bill Ackman's Next Chipotle After All
Though if it's any consolation, at least ADP won't make him violently ill.
Bill Ackman Wants ADP Execs To See Him Less As A Barbarian, More As A Friendly Colleague Who Simply Wants Them Gone Forever
Activists aren't dangerous. Or are they?
Bill Ackman Wants The World To Know How Hard It Is Being Bill Ackman
The ADP-Pershing Square battle is going about as expected.
Bugs Must Die So Bill Ackman’s Career Can Live
Just 13 more deals like this one and Bill will be... back where he was before he lost all that money on Valeant.
Bill Ackman Uses Sohn Spot To Remind Everyone He Had A Good Idea Once
We are proud to present Best of Bill Ackman (2008-2017).
Bill Ackman And Valeant: A Play In Two PowerPoint Slides
This might be Pershing Square's finest work yet.
Bill Ackman’s $4 Billion Valeant Loss May Be Just The First Two-Thirds Of It
How much would you pay to avoid 12 hours of depositions?
Bill Ackman Making Money On Valeant For First Time In Living Memory
You can't keep an Ack Man down!
Bill Ackman’s 2017 Off To The So-So Start He Was Looking For
The Ack Man ain't hating on The New Year... yet.
Whatever Happens Tuesday, The Biggest Loser Is Bill Ackman
Pry your eyes from the polls for a moment and stew in some Ackman schadenfreude.
Wall Street Doubts Bill Ackman's Ability To Restore Glory To Once Mighty Burrito Chain
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
Carl Icahn Respects Bill Ackman As Much As One Can Respect "A Fool" "Boxed In" On A Short Trade
Oh Carl, why do you hide your love away?
Maybe Bill Ackman Should Use Labor Day Weekend to Think About Whether This Hedge Fund Thing Is Right For Him
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
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FTC Gives Bill Ackman Everything He Wants—Except Herbalife’s Scalp
Damn you, Federal Trade Commission! Damn you to hell.
Bill Ackman’s Current Bête Noir Only Slightly More Popular At Home Than At 888 Seventh Avenue
John Hempton is getting love in neither the Pershing Square offices nor Australia.