The best thing that can happen to an investment nowadays is for Bill Ackman to be wrong about it.
Though if it's any consolation, at least ADP won't make him violently ill.
Activists aren't dangerous. Or are they?
The ADP-Pershing Square battle is going about as expected.
Just 13 more deals like this one and Bill will be... back where he was before he lost all that money on Valeant.
We are proud to present Best of Bill Ackman (2008-2017).
This might be Pershing Square's finest work yet.
How much would you pay to avoid 12 hours of depositions?
The Ack Man ain't hating on The New Year... yet.
Pry your eyes from the polls for a moment and stew in some Ackman schadenfreude.
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
Oh Carl, why do you hide your love away?
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
Damn you, Federal Trade Commission! Damn you to hell.
John Hempton is getting love in neither the Pershing Square offices nor Australia.