Bill Ackman Is Back To Being A Real Tease
The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.
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Neri Oxman Sends Her Trophy Husband To Bail Out A Slumping Warren Buffett
Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
The Ackmanaissance Is Getting Stronger
The magic of love now has Bill Ackman up more than 45% in 2019.
Bill Ackman Sounds Thisclose To Starting Up His Own Co-Working Space
Neri Oxman's trophy husband is sitting on a potential goldmine in Hell's Kitchen.
Bill Ackman Tells The WSJ All About How He's Done Talking To The Press
Other than the public wedding announcement, auctioned lunch dates, bold new trading strategies and this interview about how quiet he's being, Bill Ackman is being like, sooooo quiet.
Neri Oxman Has Pershing Square Capital Up Almost 25% On The Year
Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
It's Getting Hard To Remember When Bill Ackman Wasn't A Golden God Of Finance
The Ackmanaissance is raging on into 2019.
The Ackmanaissance Is Officially Upon Us
Some Jeffries analyst just admitted that Bill Ackman is indeed back...man.
As Bill Ackman Proves Himself Almost Cured, David Einhorn Now Showing Symptoms Of Late-Stage Ackmania
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
Bill Ackman Needs To Talk To A CFA
Taking personal money from a thriving real estate investment to buy back stock in your own struggling hedge fund is not textbook personal finance.
Bill Ackman's Journey Of Growth And Change Leads Him To A $1 Billion Bet On A Troubled Retail Stock Run By A Guy From JC Penney
We were rooting for you, Bill, we were ALL rooting for you.
Bill Ackman Would Not Change His Gender Just Win A Board Seat Because The Bill Ackman We Knew Is Truly Dead
"Weaksauce" whispers a gloating Carl Icahn.
The WSJ Pens A Touching Obit To Bill Ackman's Career
That sound you hear is Bill Ackman being buried alive.
Bill Ackman Just Did It By Doing Nothing
Is the Ack-Man finally learning the joy that comes from being passive?
Bill Ackman Finally Halts His $1 Billion Tilt Against The Windmill That Is Herbalife
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
Nike Shareholders Confront True Terror: A Desperate, Silent Bill Ackman
"But, what does he WANT?"
Layoffs Watch '18: Pershing Square Capital Slashes Headcount By 18% So Bill Ackman Can Get Back To Basics
Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.
Bill Ackman To Again Cut Pershing Square Management Fee, Performance Fees To Remain Functionally Nonexistent
By 2019, he might be paying you to manage your money.
Bill Ackman's New Herbalife Strategy Should Be To Fully Embrace His Own Madness
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
Bill Ackman Admits That He Is Contemplating Self-Harm
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Bill Ackman Reportedly Attempts To Bully ADP CEO By Falsely Claiming He Is "Good At Media"
Is The Ack Man outside his own mind?
Carl Icahn Inadvertently Saves Chipotle's Trading Day By Getting A Little Carried Away Pranking Bill Ackman
In which we learn that there's a fine line between filling an office with queso and accidentally rigging a market.