Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
Neri Oxman's trophy husband is sitting on a potential goldmine in Hell's Kitchen.
Other than the public wedding announcement, auctioned lunch dates, bold new trading strategies and this interview about how quiet he's being, Bill Ackman is being like, sooooo quiet.
Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
The Ackmanaissance is raging on into 2019.
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
We were rooting for you, Bill, we were ALL rooting for you.
"Weaksauce" whispers a gloating Carl Icahn.
That sound you hear is Bill Ackman being buried alive.
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.
By 2019, he might be paying you to manage your money.
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Is The Ack Man outside his own mind?
In which we learn that there's a fine line between filling an office with queso and accidentally rigging a market.