Bill ‘Can’t Miss’ Ackman Can’t Wait To Tell You About His New Position
He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
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Bill Ackman Has His Revenge On Montezuma’s Revenge
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
After Finding Love For Himself, Bill Ackman Is Now Making It Harder For Others To Hook Up
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
All Bill Ackman Had To Do To Stop Losing Money Was Read A 50-Year-Old Letter From Warren Buffett
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
Bill Ackman Reveals Long Positions In Starbucks And Love
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.
Bill Ackman Finds Actual Can’t-Miss Investment
When others short Bill Ackman, he goes long!
Bill Ackman Bought 152 Million ADP Shares Too Few
He really thought he was gonna win this time.
Bill Ackman Not Doing As Bad This Year As You Might Expect
It’s practically an annus mirabilis for Pershing Square.
Bill Ackman Sold The Wrong Restaurant Shares
The Pershing Square founder has that familiar sick-to-his-stomach feeling.
Brits Not Exactly Queueing Up For A Piece Of Bill Ackman
Turns out they've heard of Valeant in Merry Olde England.
Famously Cocksure Local Hedge Fund Manager Gives Reticence A Shot
Where did Billy Acks park his money this time?
Bill Ackman’s Lunch Loses Whiff Of Acrimony, Recrimination
The Ack Man got his Chipotle board seats.
Bill Ackman Maybe Losing Money On Two-Year-Old Election
Bill Ackman now greeting each morning sun by moaning "What fresh hell be this?"
John McEnroe, Others Eagerly Awaiting Bill Ackman’s Comeuppance
“I think he’s done. I think he’s a dead man walking and he’s completely un-investable.”
Herbalife Can Also Pay Lobbyists A Bunch Of Money To Whisper ‘Fraud’ In Regulators’ Ears
Takin' a play from a certain hedge fund manager's playabook.