Pershing Square Capital Management
Bill Ackman To Stop Doing Thing He Hasn’t Done In Years
You won’t be seeing any future Herbalife-like crusades from Pershing Square anymore.
There’s Got To Be At Least A Little Part Of Bill Ackman That Hopes The Pandemic Will Never End
It just provides so many opportunities to turn a few million dollars into more than a billion.
Bill Ackman’s SPARC Not Exactly Lighting A Fire Under SEC
In fact, they think maybe he should just throw the whole idea on the fire.
Bill Ackman, Who Got Annoyed When People Listened To His First COVID Pronouncement, Makes Another
On the bright side, he didn’t say “hell is coming” this time.
SPAC Turned SPARC Turned SPAC Again Sued
Bill Ackman thought about doing something, and therefore is illegal.
Bill Ackman Goes Cap-In-Hand To Save Universal Music Deal
Could you spare a few hundred million dimes?
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Dan Loeb Has $400 Million To Console Himself Over Joe Biden’s Victory
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Stale Hedge Fund Holdings Reports Saved From SEC’s Senseless Scalpel
Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.
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Bill Ackman’s Got Some Angry Sheet Metal Workers To Deal With
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
Bill Ackman Super Annoyed That Thing He Said On Television Was Broadcast On Television
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Bill ‘Can’t Miss’ Ackman Can’t Wait To Tell You About His New Position
He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
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Bill Ackman Has His Revenge On Montezuma’s Revenge
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
After Finding Love For Himself, Bill Ackman Is Now Making It Harder For Others To Hook Up
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
All Bill Ackman Had To Do To Stop Losing Money Was Read A 50-Year-Old Letter From Warren Buffett
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
Bill Ackman Reveals Long Positions In Starbucks And Love
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.