Pershing Square Capital Management
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Dan Loeb Has $400 Million To Console Himself Over Joe Biden’s Victory
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Stale Hedge Fund Holdings Reports Saved From SEC’s Senseless Scalpel
Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.
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Bill Ackman’s Got Some Angry Sheet Metal Workers To Deal With
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
Bill Ackman Super Annoyed That Thing He Said On Television Was Broadcast On Television
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Bill ‘Can’t Miss’ Ackman Can’t Wait To Tell You About His New Position
He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
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Bill Ackman Has His Revenge On Montezuma’s Revenge
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
After Finding Love For Himself, Bill Ackman Is Now Making It Harder For Others To Hook Up
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
All Bill Ackman Had To Do To Stop Losing Money Was Read A 50-Year-Old Letter From Warren Buffett
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
Bill Ackman Reveals Long Positions In Starbucks And Love
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.
Bill Ackman Finds Actual Can’t-Miss Investment
When others short Bill Ackman, he goes long!
Bill Ackman Bought 152 Million ADP Shares Too Few
He really thought he was gonna win this time.
Bill Ackman Not Doing As Bad This Year As You Might Expect
It’s practically an annus mirabilis for Pershing Square.
Bill Ackman Sold The Wrong Restaurant Shares
The Pershing Square founder has that familiar sick-to-his-stomach feeling.
Brits Not Exactly Queueing Up For A Piece Of Bill Ackman
Turns out they've heard of Valeant in Merry Olde England.
Famously Cocksure Local Hedge Fund Manager Gives Reticence A Shot
Where did Billy Acks park his money this time?