It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.
The SPAC craze goes terminal.
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.
It’s practically an annus mirabilis for Pershing Square.
Vengeance before country.
Turns out they've heard of Valeant in Merry Olde England.
Where did Billy Acks park his money this time?
The Ack Man got his Chipotle board seats.
Bill Ackman now greeting each morning sun by moaning "What fresh hell be this?"