He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
Pershing Square investors past and present may wonder what took him so long, but he got there, and that’s the important lesson of his spiritual journey.
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.
It’s practically an annus mirabilis for Pershing Square.
Vengeance before country.
Turns out they've heard of Valeant in Merry Olde England.
Where did Billy Acks park his money this time?
The Ack Man got his Chipotle board seats.
Bill Ackman now greeting each morning sun by moaning "What fresh hell be this?"
“I think he’s done. I think he’s a dead man walking and he’s completely un-investable.”
Takin' a play from a certain hedge fund manager's playabook.