Of Course The College Bribery Scandal Came To Light Via A Bungled Pharma Pump And Dump Scheme...And Yale
We can taste this one it's so perfect.
Pharma
Martin Shkreli "Didn't" Call The WSJ From Prison To Remind Everyone That He Is Still Doing Crimes
Giving a thinly-veiled anonymous interview on a contraband cellphone to brag about how he is illegally running a pharma business from prison reminds us why we miss this guy.
Seattle Shrink Admits That Therapy Sessions Might Not Be Best Place For Legal Stock Tips
This even applies to pharma apparently.
Wilson Sonsini tops Life Sciences Law Firm Index for 2nd straight year
The Life Sciences Law Firm Index identifies the most active and relevant firms for life science companies.
The Trump Inc ETF: A Dealbreaker Exclusive
Trump's vast array of conflicts of interest provide a profit opportunity for the savvy investor.
Proposed Professionalization Of Valuation Analysis Poses An Existential Threat To Valeant
How do you put a price on failure?
Dystopian Trump Portfolio Taking Shape Nicely
Weapons manufacturers and private prisons are loving this whole Trump thing today.
Valeant Can’t Even Sell Female Orgasms: Lawsuit
Although this could give someone an idea about how to fix Chipotle.
Valeant To Stop Profiting From Ulcers It’s Giving Shareholders
Fun with pharma stocks and irony!
Price-Gouging Mylan CEO Doesn't Need Real MBA To Know When To Dump Her Own Stock
Heather Bresch seems to have known that Heather Bresch's management was going to have an adverse effect on Mylan stock.
Martin Shkreli Can't Stop Getting Charged By The Feds
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
Valeant Writes Former CEO $9M Check, Scribbles "Please Stop Helping" In Memo Line
We hope Bill Ackman is meditating today.
Bill Ackman Politely Asks Charlie Munger "What's Your Problem, Bro?"
If you're going to talk sh!t about Valeant, just assume that Bill is listening.
Bored Feds Now Contemplating Charging Martin Shkreli With All The Crimes
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
Did The Allergan-Pfizer Deal Fall Through? Pfizer Investors Hadn’t Noticed
Pfizer investors are getting high on their own supply.
No One On Wall Street Will Be Left Un-F@cked If Pfizer Allergan Deal Collapses
Jack Lew: Killer of dreams
FTC Looking For Ways To Stop Pfizer-Allergan Merger But NBD: Citi
Just inject some Botox and turn your worry lines into money lines!
Party-Poopers Over At SEC Are Still Insisting That You Cannot Really Expense "Making It Rain On Strippers"
They don't even really respect the effort anymore, you guys.
Martin Shkreli's Former Company To Get Bankruptcy Loan Pending Full Shkreli-ectomy
The former hedge funder should have seen this coming.