Don’t dare call it FOMO.
Which will also be virtual, natch.
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
I wouldn’t want to be Sandy Alderson if the Big Guy doesn’t get a parade this year.
Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
And also about how it was not going to change.
Laura Bonner’s gender bias lawsuit lives on. Doug Haynes’ defamation lawsuit does not.
We know there’s a pandemic on but that’s no excuse to not show off your first edition of The Intelligent Investor.
Take comfort in what glimpses of normalcy we still have.
Without black edge, preferably.
Nothing else is solid or steadfast in Switzerland but an in-house hedge fund.
If you see the new owner red-faced a shouting during the game, rest assured he’s yelling at a Point72 underling and not at Edwin Diaz.
We kid! It’s three steps forward and only two back for gender balance at the Big Guy’s house.