Point72 Asset Management
Ken Griffin Still Pretending There’s A Chance Citadel Won’t Move To Miami
All Chicago needs to do to keep Ken & co. is change everything about itself right away.
Point72 Employees Eager To Get Yelled At For Messing Up Two Jobs
And the New York Mets are all the better for it.
Steve Cohen Thinks Bitcoin Is Dumb, Hiring Head Of Crypto Anyway
Don’t dare call it FOMO.
Steve Cohen Invites Staff To Enjoy A Little Sunshine After Their Next Violent Dressing Down
Which will also be virtual, natch.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Ken Griffin, Steve Cohen Not Enjoying This Game. Stop.
This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.
Mets’ Hiring Practices Not All That Different From Point72’s
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
So Maybe Steve Cohen Isn’t Quite As Fun And Gentle As He Suggests On Twitter
I wouldn’t want to be Sandy Alderson if the Big Guy doesn’t get a parade this year.
Steve Cohen Takes Gender Discrimination Off List Of Reasons Not To Let Him Buy Mets
Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.
As Far As We (And Presumably Steve Cohen) Are Concerned, It Took Two-And-A-Half Years Longer Than It Should Have To Raise $10 Billion
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
Seems Like Ex-Point72 General Counsel Was On To Something About It Being ‘A Really Tough Place For Women’
And also about how it was not going to change.
Judge: Ex-Point72 Pres. Being, Well, Kind Of A Pussy About Lawsuit Accusing Him Of Writing ‘Pussy’ On A Whiteboard
Laura Bonner’s gender bias lawsuit lives on. Doug Haynes’ defamation lawsuit does not.
For Heaven’s Sake, Put On Pants And Give The Kids An Ambien Before Your Virtual Cap. Intro. Call
We know there’s a pandemic on but that’s no excuse to not show off your first edition of The Intelligent Investor.
The Economy May Have Stopped, But The Revolving Door At Citadel Has Not
Take comfort in what glimpses of normalcy we still have.
Who Wants To Help Steve Cohen Build A Trading Cyborg?
Without black edge, preferably.
UBS Now A Miserable Enigma Wrapped Around A Point72 Hedge Fund
Nothing else is solid or steadfast in Switzerland but an in-house hedge fund.