If you see the new owner red-faced a shouting during the game, rest assured he’s yelling at a Point72 underling and not at Edwin Diaz.
We kid! It’s three steps forward and only two back for gender balance at the Big Guy’s house.
Now you do, too, although you don’t get 2.75% of $5 billion just for showing up.
As it turns out, now was perhaps not the best time to get back into hedge funds.
Erik Cetrulo is bravely striking out on his own.
Laura Bonner only feels a little weird about showing up to work every day.
Apparently, SAC is the Sir Mix-a-Lot of art collectors.
The only problem is another money manager’s been using it for almost 20 years and isn’t interested in sharing.
Is it us, or does this troika have a theme?
But don't worry, Jared Kushner's lawyer will help keep things transparent and ethical.
Steve Cohen is now traveling in the the uncanny valley of woker Wall Street office misogyny.
He may have to do this new hedge fund thing by himself and for free, just to prove that he can.
SHC is no longer part of SAC’s plan, if it ever was.