Like Any Cool Billionaire These Days, Steve Schwarzman Is Basically A Socialist Now
The Schwarz is having himself a heavy flow news day.
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Wall Street's Favorite Former Congressman Jeb Hensarling Apparently Gets Lost In Revolving Door, Ends Up At UBS
We were under the assumption that you were supposed to reward yourself for serving special interests in Congress...not punish yourself.
House Democrats Bungle Bank CEO Hearing So Badly That Lloyd Blankfein Somehow Wins The Day
This was a true waste of everyone's time.
Steve Mnuchin Ends Congressional Hearing By Having A Literal Tantrum
The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.
Brian Moynihan Gives Everyone A Raise Today Just Because He Wanted To Do The Right Thing And For No Other Reason Whatsoever
Is there a Congressional hearing tomorrow? Well, what a fun coincidence!
A Heavily Bandaged Larry Kudlow Goes On TV To Brag About The Awesome Economy And Beg For Rate Cuts
It's time to build a wall around Larry Kudlow.
Jamie Dimon Lies To CNBC About His 2020 Plans
Another brick falls from the facade hiding the #DraftDimon movement.
And Now, Some Words From Someone Who Is Totally Not Running For President, Jamie Dimon
Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?
Confused Fed Nominee Stephen Moore Is Also Unclear On How To Pay Taxes
Somehow, a $75K tax lien is not even close to the most disqualifying thing about Moore's nomination.
Trump's Fed Nominee Has No Idea What He's Doing, Says Trump's Fed Nominee
Stephen Moore seems pretty skeptical of Stephen Moore's chances here.
Donald Trump Seeks To Make Peter Navarro Appear Like An Actual Economist By Nominating Stephen Moore To The Fed
A plan so crazy, it might just work. [It won't work.]
Which Fake CEA Intern Forgot To Deliver The President's Economic Report To Jay Powell?
If you're making to make up White House interns to be funny, maybe don't assign them tasks.
Donald Trump Decides That, Actually, Société Générale Is Gonna Pay For His Wall
Well, this is a fun twist.
Area Bank CEO Spends 24 Hours Cosplaying As Presidential Candidate
For a guy who's not running for president, Jamie Dimon spends an inordinate amount of time running for president.
Gary Cohn Goes On A Podcast To Confirm That His White House Experience Was Exactly What We Thought It Was
But he also spent a lot of time verbally curbstomping Peter Navarro, so let's enjoy that!
Deutsche Bank Can Finally Stop Worrying About Whether It's Gonna Get Subpoenaed For That Trump Stuff
The NY Attorney General has eased Deutsche's burden of worry by issuing a subpoena.
Jay Powell Hates Running The Fed So Much That He's Now Daring Trump To Fire Him On Television
Pack your bags, Jim Cramer, you're getting called up to the big show.
Goldman Sachs Tells Everyone That They Should Stop Being Silly Little Socialists And Love Buybacks
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
Larry Kudlow Has Been Found Alive, Well And Back On his Bullshit
Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.
JPMorgan Performatively Getting Out Of The Private Prison Business And...Don't Make Us Say It
Siri, what's something you'd make your bank do if you wanted to run for President?
Where In The World Is Larry Kudlow?
The market is bleeding from the face and Kuddles is not on TV...are we all going to die?
Steve Mnuchin Will Deploy His Chiseled Good Looks And Potent Charisma To Get Nancy Pelosi To Raise The Debt Ceiling
Hey, you use what you...got(?).
Human Counter-Indicator Larry Kudlow Says Trade Talks With China Are Going Great
So...just burn your money for warmth in order to survive the coming war with China.