politics
Ken Griffin Starts Clock On Citadel’s Move To Miami
After all, once there’s no epidemic for Ron DeSantis to screw up and he’s president, there’s no reason not to.
Area Stock Market Still Being Gaslit By Controlling Older Boyfriend
Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!
Lloyd Blankfein Attempts A Clapback Tweet, Ends Up With A Flaming Cooperman On His Hands
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Jay Powell Takes Literal "Same Sh!t, Different Day" Approach To Today's Congressional Testimony
Big Pow is back on The Hill for a second day of questions, and he is making it clear he has a whole lot of nothing new to say.
Cranky Area Senior Is Writing Bitchy Letters To Politicians Again
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Desperate For Liberal Support, Democratic Nominee Tulsi Gabbard Meets With Wall Street Money Men At Anthony Scaramucci's Restaurant
Yeah, we don't understand what the hell she's doing either.
Leon Cooperman Leaning Into His New Life As A Human In-Kind Contribution To Elizabeth Warren's Presidential Campaign
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
China Tells White House "Nice Stock Market You Got There, Would Be A Shame If You Got Mouthy And Something Were To Happen To It"
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Jacob Rees-Mogg Reminds Britons That Crispin Odey Has Not Made Enough Money Engineering/Betting On Brexit
The least likable man in England would like everyone to know that his pal Crispin Odey is no George Soros.
Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
Area Senior Taking Election In Graceful Stride
Leon Cooperman has concerns that a President Elizabeth Warren would close the stock market, or something.
Man Who Lost To Vanilla Ice On "Dancing With The Stars" Attempts To Quell Oil Market Fears Of Sectarian War In Middle east
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
Area Man Capitulates, Market Rejoices, Takes It Back, Markets Weep
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Kim Kardashian Sets Raj Rajaratnam Free And What Are We Even Doing Here?
This version of Earth has ceased to make sense.
Trump Openly Flirting With His Next Fed Chair
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
Bill Dudley Would Like To Clarify That He Meant Jay Powell Should F Donald Trump With Obvious Subtlety
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Anthony Scaramucci Is Back To Thinking That Donald Trump Probably Shouldn't Be President
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
Steve Ross Little Fundraiser Is Another Reminder Of NFL's Tenuous Grasp On Labor Peace
The Dolphins training camp just got political.
Kyle Bass Got That Elizabeth Warren Thirst Ferreal
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
Peter Navarro Now Begging The Fed To Do Him A Solid And Make Him Appear Not Totally Objectively Insane
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.