Or how he still has a job.
U.S. District Judge Denny Chin understands math and actuarial tables as well now as he did 11 years ago.
Thou shalt have no other god before Trump.
Get ready for the most eagerly-sought grand jury duty in history.
“Rebuilding confidence in safety and security” is sort of the opposite of the president’s modus operandi.
The Great American Economic Revival Industry Groups may prove the greatest challenge to the president’s attention span yet.
Welcome to the Zumanjaro: Drop of Doom market.
Donald Trump may be right about Bizarro King Midas, although for the wrong reasons, of course.
“One of America’s greatest financiers,” Michael Milken, can now vote for the reelection of America’s greatest president.
You’ll have Boeing or a microbe or the specter of Bernie Sanders to blame, so Steve Mnuchin would appreciate it if you vote accordingly.
Comrade Sanders is threatening to erode society, by which Jamie Dimon presumably means his $1.7 billion (and growing!) fortune.
Just your usual dose of grace and dignity from the most powerful man on earth
Then maybe he wouldn’t have done it.
And they had plenty of their own stink to deal with already.
Maybe not, but it’s Monday so we’re feeling optimistic.