President Trump

Don’t listen to everyone telling you it’s the China trade war ruining everything when it’s obviously Jay Powell.

Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.

You know things are bad when we start punning.

Now is not a great time to emphasize that the two of you are basically the same person.

Alex Acosta is gonna go find something else to do badly now.

It did not take any super genius to get into Penn in 1966.

There’s unrest in Jay Powell’s house.

There are so many more recent examples that he just can’t keep up.

If so, he’s even dumber than he looks, or the man playing him like a fiddle.

You people being Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and pretty much everyone in Washington.

His earlier opinions are not as valid as his current.

Elizabeth Warren and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were just wondering.

She’s a lot like plans A and B, but without the sexual harassment allegations or rampant misogyny.

He’s not impressed.

A one-point rate cut? Not so much.

The pizza maven turned MAGA man took the long weekend to think it over, and has had a second thought about being nominated to the Fed.

Not even the number of Senators against him outnumbering those who aren’t yet against him.

Still, he and Larry Kudlow have been most useful idiots.