President Trump

Maybe not, but it’s Monday so we’re feeling optimistic.

He does not need to see 9.25% repo rates right now.

And screws over Christine Lagarde as the same time. Win-win!

Jamie Dimon might reserve the epithet “bonehead” for someone else, Mr. President.

If George Soros (and his kind) aren’t always evil and wrong, how will it know what is good and right?

Is the Fed chair sure he doesn’t wanna just get fired and end this?

As goes the RV industry, so goes the nation.

Don’t listen to everyone telling you it’s the China trade war ruining everything when it’s obviously Jay Powell.

Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.

You know things are bad when we start punning.

Now is not a great time to emphasize that the two of you are basically the same person.

Alex Acosta is gonna go find something else to do badly now.

It did not take any super genius to get into Penn in 1966.

There’s unrest in Jay Powell’s house.

There are so many more recent examples that he just can’t keep up.

If so, he’s even dumber than he looks, or the man playing him like a fiddle.

You people being Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and pretty much everyone in Washington.

His earlier opinions are not as valid as his current.