The Quants Are Ruining Baseball Now
Enjoy watching every team go 81-81 after the robots have taken your job.
Quants
Old Men Yell At Nerds To Get Off Their Lawn
Stan Druckenmiller and Steve Mncuhin wish quants would stop ruining everything with their algorithmic bullsh!t.
JPMorgan's Unveils Its Newest Super Weapon: Psychic Quants
Marko Kolanovic is the Nostradamus of Algorithm jockeys.
Morgan Stanley Recalls Quant From Bridgewater Internship/Spy Mission
Court Crane brings the Tao of Ray to the House of Gorman.
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Two Sigma Hires Google Brain Scientist To Finally Make This Damned AI Thing Work
Mike Schuster has the chance to be the hedge fund’s last human employee.
Crowdsourced Hedge Fund Backed By Steve Cohen Is Doing Worse Than A Multi-Player Stock-Trading Game Open To Anyone
Some crowdsourcing is better than others.
Maverick Capital Has Found The Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything
Lee Ainslie "cracked the code."
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Paul Tudor Jones Quant Goes Where He’ll Never Have To Set Up Another E-Mail Blast
Tudor Investment Corp.’s quantitative revolution is not going very well.
Quants Hungry For Data Fix, Looking For Dealers Everywhere
If you’ve got the good stuff, they’ve got the green.
Everyone Wants A Piece Of The Quant Action, Global Shipping Behemoth Edition
Quantitative gets less cool by the day.
Hedge Fund Manager Engineering His Own Obsolescence
Muhammed Yesilhark is this close to turning things over to 40 electronic versions of himself.
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The Nerds Have Won: Wall Street Edition
Get ready to report to the kind of people whose heads you used to stick in toilets.
Quantitative Was Fun While It Lasted
Has anyone out there thought about having humans pick stocks?
Two Sigma Taking Crowdsourcing Approach To Trading Algorithms
Quants' job security may not be so secure after all.
What Quantitative Investors Can Learn From the Election
Trump represents uncharted territory for investors. But scrappy analysts can still do some useful charting.
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Hedge Fund Manager Presses Button, Sits Back, Lets Yen Roll In
This hedge fund manager lets his machines do the talking.