Very on-brand for America’s most hapless Irish dad.
Over at 200 West Street, the trading Trotskyites are bailing out the WeWork-investing Stalinists [this is a perfect allegory].
This financial statement is a sign of life.
How does only two earnings seasons a year sound? Happy Summer Friday!
Why can't you just be cool, Wells Fargo?
They only missed by 20 cents a share on this one!
KKR is wondering what everyone was else was doing while they made all of this money.
What, no one believes in the market power of homemade macrame lingerie anymore?!?!
Somewhere, Ron Johnson is smirking so hard right now.