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Those hoping to learn more about Paul Singer’s lovelife will be disappointed.

The short-form failure would prefer to discuss what favors the hedge fund manager may be doing to whether it stole its signature technology.

This one is a “no brainer.”

In fact, he’s rather insistent it stick around for a little longer. Or a lot longer, depending on how long it takes to get his money.

Maybe Meg Whitman should have taken the Uber job instead.

And, this being a Quibi show, it’d be great if the courtship could be short and sweet and not subject to too much inspection.