New CEO, New Winning Streak, New Name, New RBS, Er, NatWest
Look! You’ve already forgotten about the last 12 terrible years, haven’t you?
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RBS Sets Aside Nine Figures For Looming Unfortunate Event
And this time, it’s not even one of its own making.
Banks Will Be Fine With A Hard Brexit
Everyone else might be screwed, but even Barclays will survive.
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Justice Department Lacks Staff To Take Banks’ Phone Calls, Accept Their Checks
Barclays, RBS and StanChart might be looking at a post-January 2021 resolution to their many, many problems in Washington.
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RBS Still On Track For Aluminum Unprofitability Anniversary
The Scots are not quite ready to make money again.
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If There’s An Opaque Trade That Banks Control, They’re Probably Gonna Manipulate It
The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.
RBS Not Depending On Kindness Of Jeff Sessions
There is some serious kilt-wetting going on about our soon-to-be new AG.
Opening Bell: 11.30.16
Goldman Sachs back in the limelight; RBS stumbles on stress test; Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo weed to be cloned; and more.
Opening Bell: 11/17/16
Theranos bleeds whistleblower dry, JPMorgan pays up over hiring princelings, Bill Gates takes a "giant whiff" of shit, and much more.
Feds Have Not Great News For Anyone Who Cheated Clients In The Presence Of Adam Siegel At RBS
He's gone back on the 'office bros before regulator hoes' pledge.
British Banks Could've Done Without That Whole Brexit Thing
They'd really love if we could pretend it never happened.
FINRA Declares RBS Sucks At Firing People
They didn't issue a press release on the magnitude of the suckiness, but they might as well have.
Bonus Watch '16: British Banks
HSBC takes the lead, while RBS defies the odds by having any money at all to distribute.
RBS Celebrates £1.6 Billion Charge
Life is like a box of chocolates...Massively-painful fine flavored chocolates.
Layoffs Watch '15: Overhaul Of RBS Involves "Significant" Number Of People Being Told To Clean Out Their Desks
A bunch of employees in the investment bank get the honor of going first.
RBS, Barclays In For A World Of Pain: JP Morgan
Any money the banks are making now should apparently be earmarked for future payouts to regulators, of which there will be many.
9-Figure Fine Might Have A Negative Effect On Bonuses: RBS
Those rate rigging penalties aren't going to pay for themselves.