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RBS pioneers firing by Zoom.

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Look! You’ve already forgotten about the last 12 terrible years, haven’t you?

And this time, it’s not even one of its own making.

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Everyone else might be screwed, but even Barclays will survive.

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Barclays, RBS and StanChart might be looking at a post-January 2021 resolution to their many, many problems in Washington.

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The Scots are not quite ready to make money again.

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It’s a big check, but not the biggest.

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The Justice Department wants to have a little chat with some banks about when-issued securities.

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There is some serious kilt-wetting going on about our soon-to-be new AG.

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Goldman Sachs back in the limelight; RBS stumbles on stress test; Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo weed to be cloned; and more.

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Theranos bleeds whistleblower dry, JPMorgan pays up over hiring princelings, Bill Gates takes a "giant whiff" of shit, and much more.

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He's gone back on the 'office bros before regulator hoes' pledge.

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This thing's in reach, baby!

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They'd really love if we could pretend it never happened.

Don't worry, they've still got a bunch more to go.

They didn't issue a press release on the magnitude of the suckiness, but they might as well have.

HSBC takes the lead, while RBS defies the odds by having any money at all to distribute.

Life is like a box of chocolates...Massively-painful fine flavored chocolates.

This is no time for Scottish subtlety.

And he wants RBS thrown in jail.

A bunch of employees in the investment bank get the honor of going first.

It's the end of an era.

Any money the banks are making now should apparently be earmarked for future payouts to regulators, of which there will be many.

Those rate rigging penalties aren't going to pay for themselves.

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