Boring Hollywood Heist Not-Much-Of-A-Thriller Ends With Predictable Guilty Plea, Home Listing
You’d like to think ripping the world’s largest asset manager off would be more exciting, but no.
Ken Griffin Needs Help, Another $75 Million House To Cope With This World Gone Crazy
Citadel Securities is going crypto, sort of.
Phil Falcone Responds To Reporter Asking About Unpaid Bills That Nearly Sent Him To Jail With Defensive Retort About Offshore Accounts
This seems, at best, a questionable strategy for a person trying to demonstrate he’s not illegally screwing over his creditors.
Bill Ackman Wants To Be A Good Neighbor To All Of The Peons Upon Whom He Shall Look Down From His Penthouse Temple
Surely the (relatively) poor of the Upper West Side can see that?
Steve Mnuchin Pedigree Makes Apartment $10 Million Cheaper
We look forward to what he can do for investors in Liberty Strategic Capital.
‘We Need All Lawyers In The Office’ Says Bank Definitely Not Freaking Out About Commercial Real Estate Portfolio
Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.
Steve Cohen Gets His Money Back For Cursed Apartment
It only took eight years, four brokers and several years shaved off his life from rage.
SALTing The Earth: Hedge Fund Party Moves To Desolate, Deserted Manhattan
Anthony Scaramucci’s gonna fix the place right up, just like he did for the White House Communications Office.
California Boy Dan Loeb Has Become A True New Yorker
In that he has bought a place in Florida.
Actually Ken Griffin Doesn’t Need Every Piece Of Luxury Real Estate In Miami Beach
He’ll probably just settle for the whole of Star Island. Maybe.
Bill Ackman Invests In The American Dream, Which In Turn Pays For His Dreams
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
From Hedge Fund To Homeless: The Richard Perry Story
Well, probably not, but we’ll read whatever we like into that “no comment.”