You Can Now Have Two Steve Cohen Apartments For Less Than The Original Price Of One
If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.
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Ken Griffin Spends Extra $38 Million On New York Pied-À-Terra Because Of Course He Did
$200 million does not buy enough comfort for the three or four days KG spends in the Big Apple every year.
Steve Cohen Just Threw His Keys Down A Sewer Grate On 59th and Third
The place is yours if you can fish’em out, basically.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
Warren Spector Will Not Cut The Price Of His Post-Bear Stearns Project
Unlike Bear, a Greenwich Village townhouse is actually worth something.
Anthony Scaramucci Begins The "Launching REITs With Grace From Will & Grace’s Brother" Stage Of His Comeback
Brett Messing joins the SALT sideshow.
Warren Buffett’s Folksy Sex-Joke Writing Hideaway Sold
It’s unclear if the house’s history had anything to do with the steep discount needed to sell it.
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$65K In Rent A Month Doesn’t Go As Far As It Used To
Now, for $120K, maybe Tom Sandell puts out a few rat traps.
Malls Sound Like A Great Idea, But People Are Giving Up On Them
Why aren't more people visiting these things?
Bill Ackman Needs To Talk To A CFA
Taking personal money from a thriving real estate investment to buy back stock in your own struggling hedge fund is not textbook personal finance.
Malcolm Forbes’ Lunch Room Sufficiently Unrecognizable To Allow Sale
You’d never guess all of the terrible people and wallcoverings it used to house to look at it today.
WeWork's First-Ever Bond Offering Is A Master Class In Financial Masturbation
It must be hard to compute "community adjusted Ebitda" with your head so far up your own ass.
Travis Kalanick Embraces His Destiny As A Real Estate Developer
It's beautiful thing to watch a man find his true calling.
Plucky Private Equity Firm Sells Some Property For Pocket Change
Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.
Ken Griffin’s Real-Estate Shopping Spree Sputters In Bargain-Basement Chicago
What kind of city doesn’t have a $100 million home for a hedge fund titan?
Sam Zell Is In An Adorable One-Way Feud With Jeff Bezos
When it comes to the King of the Amazon, ol' Zelly keeps waking up on the wrong side of the Keebler tree.
Boston Consulting Group's New NYC Office Is Luxe, Modern And A Little Bit Despotic
Putting biometric sensors on your employees is the reductio ad absurdum of consulting stereotypes.
Bill Ackman's New Office Location Suggests That He Is Considering Turning Pershing Square Into A Luxury Car Dealership
What's it gonna take for Billy Acks to take you out of Herbalife and into this cherry BMW sedan?
Steve Cohen Is One Bad Open House Away From Abandoning His Midtown Apartment And Letting Squatters Take Over
Why are the real estate gods conspiring against him?!
Donald Trump Has A Few Hundred Million Less To Spend On Greatest Inaugural Ball Of All Time
It's going to be a little less luxurious and magnificent.
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