SEC Finds Everything Worked Fine During Memestock Madness, Will Look Into Changing Everything Anyway
Gary Gensler needs no damning report to get regulating.
The SEC Doesn’t Think Much Of Coinbase, And The Feeling Is Mutual
Maybe Congress would like to take Gary Gensler off its back? Please?
Gary Gensler, His Slide Rule Are Coming For Your Bonuses
If companies can’t do math properly, the SEC will do it for them.
Add ‘Trading While Making Monetary Policy’ To The List Of Things Trump Appointees Don’t See As A Conflict Of Interest
Eric Rosengren and Robert Kaplan may be gone, but Elizabeth Warren will have Richard Clarida to kick around. Until January, anyway.
Merrick Garland Gets Busy
The Justice Department has a new squad of crypto-cops, a new taste for white-collar criminal enforcement, a new demand for cyber-ransom notifications. And if you happen to know where all of Tether’s money is, it would appreciate a call on that, as well.
You Know Who Don’t Want To End Banking As We Know It? Banks.
Having gritted their teeth through Gary Gensler and Rohit Chopra, the pitchforks are out for Saule Omarova.
Ken Griffin Starts Clock On Citadel’s Move To Miami
After all, once there’s no epidemic for Ron DeSantis to screw up and he’s president, there’s no reason not to.
Jay Powell Trying To Save Cryptos, Possibly At Expense Of His Job
And also, you know, his ability to save cryptos going forward.
Gary Gensler To Finish Other People’s Work Before Starting In On His Own
Proxy disclosures a decade in the making are finally coming.
In Addition To Everything Else, China’s Going To Kill Cryptos
Xi Jinping is extremely busy these days.
Redditor-In-Chief Roaring Kitty’s Former Employer Held Responsible For GameStop Hysteria
At last, the real criminal: MassMutual.
‘Wait, Senator, Don’t You Want To Hear About This Mug Who Said He Had An AI Supercomputer In His Mom’s Basement?’
Selections from the cutting-room floor of Gary Gensler’s Senate Banking Committee testimony.
Robinhood Legal Chief Whistling Past Graveyard Of 80% Of Its Revenue
We’re sure all Gary Gensler needs to stop worry and love payment for order flow is time.
Direct Threat To 80% Of Revenue Translates To 7% Decline In Robinhood Shares
Makes as much sense as any of the rest of it, no?
Cryptos Want Direct Access To Worthless Thing They Wish To Destroy
John Paulson, for his part, thinks a different thing will be worthless.
Robinhood Giving Shares To Its Poor Users, Sending The Rich (Those Companies) The Bill
As with everything else it does, regulators are getting ready to pull the plug.
Decentralized Finance Not Nearly Decentralized Enough To Escape Gary Gensler’s Notice
In fact, he thinks it looks downright regulatable.
Gary Gensler Guesses He Has To Do Everything Around Here
Thanks for nothing, Congress.