Bonus Watch ’20: BriMoy Backtracks, Still Stiffing Rainmakers
And David Solomon & co. are still paying for the sins of others.
Leon Black Did Nothing Wrong, Will Stop Being Apollo CEO Anyway
He did do twice as much not wrong as previously reported, and is almost 70, so…
Area Billionaire Retiree Debates Himself About Socialism
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
Citi President Decides To Spend More Time Not Dreading The Day He Turns Into Michael Corbat
Jamie Forese is stepping down from his role as Corbat's heir apparent.
Tim Sloan Decides To Spend More Time Not Running Wells Fargo
The worst job in banking is officially available.
Ray Dalio To Start Pretending Like He's Not Running Bridgewater In Mid-April
Virtual Ray Dalio apparently ready to achieve The Singularity on April 16th.
Larry Fink Puts The Average Retirement Age For Millennials At Between Never And Death
Happy Spring from BlackRock!