At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
In fact, consider the numbers 2, 0, 1, and 5 banned from Greenlight Capital's offices.
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
2015 has not been so kind to Ray Dalio's favorite fund.
He's got a fallback career as a ghostwriter of letters that will cause the recipients to piss their pants in fear but for now it looks like this whole hedge fund manager thing is panning out pretty well.
Last month was good to JP.
2014 Ackman thinks 2015 Ackman should pick up the pace.
He's deeply ashamed about last month's performance.