At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
Russia = big winner for hedge funds.
April has also worked out well for JP.
Last month was good to JP.
2014 Ackman thinks 2015 Ackman should pick up the pace.
He's deeply ashamed about last month's performance.