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Whatever Doesn't Kill John Paulson Makes Him Stronger
At this point, the hedge fund manager could bench press a dozen Bloomberg terminals.
Don't Talk To David Einhorn About 2015
In fact, consider the numbers 2, 0, 1, and 5 banned from Greenlight Capital's offices.
Bill Ackman Thanks Investors In Advance For Going Down With The Ship
The hedge fund manager has told investors to buckle the f*ck up re: year end performance; they've responded "Anything for you, Bill."
Bridgewater Associates Feeling A Bit Wildebeest-y
2015 has not been so kind to Ray Dalio's favorite fund.
Here’s Something Vladimir Putin Forgot To Gloat About At The UN
Russia = big winner for hedge funds.
David Einhorn's Got Good News And Less Good News
Depending on how investors want to look at things.
Dan Loeb Did Pretty Okay For Himself Last Month
He's got a fallback career as a ghostwriter of letters that will cause the recipients to piss their pants in fear but for now it looks like this whole hedge fund manager thing is panning out pretty well.
Three-And-A-Half Feet Of Snow, Frigid Temperatures Can’t Cool Off John Paulson
Last month was good to JP.
Bill Ackman Has A Lot Of Catching Up To Bill Ackman To Do
2014 Ackman thinks 2015 Ackman should pick up the pace.
Leon Cooperman Doesn't Even Know How You Can Look At Him
He's deeply ashamed about last month's performance.