Richard Burr
Trump Pardon Parade A Veritable Dealbreaker ‘Where Are They Now?’
Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!
Bill Barr Has Figured Out How He’s Gonna Sweep Richard Burr’s Insider Trading Under The Rug
It is apparently unconstitutional to prevent senators from insider-trading on confidential information received as senators.
Even Bill Barr Thinks Something Looks Fishy In Richard Burr’s Trading
So he’s gonna pretend to do something about it.
Did You Not Take Profits Just Before The Market Crashed? Guess You’re Not A Highly-Placed Executive
Or, you know, a United States senator.
Senators Get Coronavirus Briefings, Decide To Sell Stock In Totally Unrelated Events
We’re sure it’s just a lucky coincidence.