Robinhood
SEC Drags GameStop Wash Traders For Dirty Deeds
There was at least one thing you allegedly couldn’t do during the madness.
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In Addition To Everything Else, China’s Going To Kill Cryptos
Xi Jinping is extremely busy these days.
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Robinhood Legal Chief Whistling Past Graveyard Of 80% Of Its Revenue
We’re sure all Gary Gensler needs to stop worry and love payment for order flow is time.
Direct Threat To 80% Of Revenue Translates To 7% Decline In Robinhood Shares
Makes as much sense as any of the rest of it, no?
Robinhood Giving Shares To Its Poor Users, Sending The Rich (Those Companies) The Bill
As with everything else it does, regulators are getting ready to pull the plug.
Decentralized Finance Not Nearly Decentralized Enough To Escape Gary Gensler’s Notice
In fact, he thinks it looks downright regulatable.
Robinhood Has A Couple Of Teensy Things To Get Off Its Chest Before Tomorrow’s IPO
We’re sure you’ll agree with it that probes into potential insider-trading and whether its CEO should be allowed to be its CEO are nothing to worry about.
Stablecoins May Not Be Stable, But They Might Be Criminal
Just like all other cryptocurrencies.
Robinhood Employees Ready, Willing, Eager, Allowed To Dump Their Shares Onto The Next Sucker At Earliest Opportunity
If that’s not a sign of confidence we don’t know what is.
Robinhood May Lose 81% Of Its Revenue, Still Going Public Anyway
No payment for order flow? No problem for this merry band of troublemakers.
Robinhood Deletes One Line From Voluminous ‘Legal Issues’ Section Of IPO Prospectus
Good enough to plow ahead!
AMC’s Hertz Sequel Far More Successful Than The Original, Spawns Sequel Of Its Own
Dilute existing shareholders, have huge block of shares sold, get called overvalued, see stock double, repeat.
Robinhood Customer Service Still Sucks, IPO Still Moving Full Speed Ahead
Call it the Coinbase model of doing business.
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Robinhood Gets Some Good News Vis-à-Vis Getting Sued
TD Ameritrade can’t be hit with a class-action over payment for order flow, so the little app that sometimes couldn’t probably can’t, either.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
David Einhorn Makes It Through Quarterly Letter About ‘Breaking Markets’ Without Mentioning SPACs
Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.
SPACs Facing Tripartite Challenge Of Excess, Mountains Of Paperwork And People With Other Things To Do With Their Stimulus Checks
No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.
Shaquille O’Neal Is Taking WeWork Public Via SPAC And Other Tales Of Finance In 2021
Like another company going public via SPAC giving you access to the IPOs it’s choosing to shun.
GameStop, Robinhood Demonstrate Shared Impeccable Timing
Throw in some Coinbase and Cubes and the future of investing has arrived.
Degenerates Kicking Hedge Fund They Pushed To The Floor While It’s Down
The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.
Now That The SEC Thinks About It, It Is Strange That Citadel, Et. Al.,Pay So Much For The Right To Execute Free Trades
You know, when Elizabeth Warren puts it that way.
Robinhood Finds Sympathetic Regulatory Shoulder To Settle With
FINRA can always be counted on to offer a relative bright spot in a legal and regulatory hellscape.