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State Street Agrees: Buying Credit Suisse Would Be Stupid
Turns out rumors sometimes are just rumors.
Layoffs Watch ’22: State Street Might Like To Buy A Smaller Credit Suisse
What will come first? The cannings or the unsolicited offer?
Ken Fisher Reminds Investing Conference That The Only Thing He Hates More Than Annuities Is Ladies Knowing What's In His Pants
According to one attendee of the Tiburon CEO Conference, yesterday's fireside chat with Ken revealed the wisdom of not showing your dick to a counter-party and the immorality of charities.
Hedge Fund CEO Announces To Staff That He Was Making Too Many Decisions, Pledges To Stop Making So Many Decisions
Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.
Guy In Charge Of Deutsche Bank's Future Reportedly Decides His Future Is Not At Deutsche Bank
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
RBC Capital Markets Rumored To Be Hard Passing On 50% Of Its Summer Associates
We sense a trend, you guys.
Layoff Watch '19: Wells Fargo Has A "Location Strategy" For Telecommuters That Will Require Actual Commuting
An insider tells us that The Stagecoach is asking non-customer facing telecommuters to uproot their lives or find a new job.
Layoff Watch '19: BMO Capital Markets Giving Itself A Little Spring Trim
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
Blind Item: Who Was "The Pelican"?
We like this story because it's filthy, nostalgic and wildly unsubtle.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.
Wells Fargo Hoping A Noted Knife-Wielding Control Freak Can Save Its Bacon
Harvey Schwartz is newest rumored savior of The Stagecoach.
Show Of Hands, Who Still Works At Wells Fargo?
We heard that the weakest bonuses in many moons were paid out on Friday, how mass was the exodus?
Gary Cohn Isn't Not Telling People About That Time He Didn't Stop AT&T From Buying Time Warner
It really feels like The Big Grundle is giving out anonymous primo quotes to reporters about what he did in Trump's White House.
Bonus Watch '19: Is Apollo Global Management A Stingy Stepmother?
Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.
If You Had "Gary Cohn: Harvard Professor" On Your Apocalypse Bingo Board, Grab A Pencil
Rumor has it that The Big Grundle is headed to Cambridge.
Angela Merkel Ready To Go The Full Geithner On Dying Deutsche Bank
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
Tesla Hoping That One Of The Business World's Least Impressive Sons Can Be The Daddy Elon Needs
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
Credit Suisse Seems To Have A Hot Summer Mess On Its Hands
An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.
After Coming Face-To-Face With Real American Folks, Mark Zuckerberg Abandons Political Ambitions
The Zuck retreats back into his hoodie.