Layoff Watch '19: BMO Capital Markets Giving Itself A Little Spring Trim
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
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Blind Item: Who Was "The Pelican"?
We like this story because it's filthy, nostalgic and wildly unsubtle.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.
Wells Fargo Hoping A Noted Knife-Wielding Control Freak Can Save Its Bacon
Harvey Schwartz is newest rumored savior of The Stagecoach.
Show Of Hands, Who Still Works At Wells Fargo?
We heard that the weakest bonuses in many moons were paid out on Friday, how mass was the exodus?
Gary Cohn Isn't Not Telling People About That Time He Didn't Stop AT&T From Buying Time Warner
It really feels like The Big Grundle is giving out anonymous primo quotes to reporters about what he did in Trump's White House.
Bonus Watch '19: Is Apollo Global Management A Stingy Stepmother?
Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.
If You Had "Gary Cohn: Harvard Professor" On Your Apocalypse Bingo Board, Grab A Pencil
Rumor has it that The Big Grundle is headed to Cambridge.
Angela Merkel Ready To Go The Full Geithner On Dying Deutsche Bank
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
Tesla Hoping That One Of The Business World's Least Impressive Sons Can Be The Daddy Elon Needs
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
Credit Suisse Seems To Have A Hot Summer Mess On Its Hands
An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.
After Coming Face-To-Face With Real American Folks, Mark Zuckerberg Abandons Political Ambitions
The Zuck retreats back into his hoodie.
Bonus Watch '17: Deutsche Bankers Fearing That Their Bonuses Were Dealt Away In DoJ Deal
Rumors has it things are still shaky at Deutsche.
Meet Rumored Dark Horse Treasury Pick Gerry Parsky
We can feel some growth in the #DraftDimon movement.
Rumors Of Charlie Gasparino's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated: Charlie Gasparino
He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.
Yahoo's Most Attractive Asset Is The One That Yahoo Can't Ruin If It Tried
Yahoo Japan is actually a good business, maybe because Yahoo doesn't touch it.
Report Wells Fargo Buying Credit Suisse's Investment Banking Operation Is News To Wells Fargo
Wells Fargo has no idea what you're talking about.
Barry Diller Could Be Marissa Mayer's Knight In Shining Armor: Reuters
Help me, Obi Wan Diller, you're my only hope.
Report: Twitter's Board Operates Like A Clique of Teenage Girls
Here's a theory about Dick Costolo leaving Twitter that sounds more Tina Fey than WSJ.
Martin O'Malley Has An Odd History of Lunch Dates
For a guy who says he hates Wall Street, some of Martin's lunches sure are... Hillary-esque.