Donald Trump Sues Deutsche Bank To Prevent Congress From Knowing More About His Debt Situation Than He Does
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
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Deutsche Bank Is Flexing On The Trump Administration Because It Actually Can
Christian Sewing has finally found a situation in which he holds some cards.
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Danske Bank Shows That Money Laundering Can Get Even More Amateur Hour Than At Deutsche Bank
I mean, how hard is it just to call Vladimir Putin and say, “Am I allowed to help this guy?”
Steven Mnuchin Saves Thousands Of Manufacturing Jobs . . . In Russia
Mnooks is really getting the hang of this gig.
Opening Bell 7.20.18
More China tariffs; Putin hedges; Jenny McCarthy gets spooked and more!
Opening Bell 7.16.18
King Solomon prepares for takeover; Elon continues the descent into madness; BlackRock beats expectations; Coin flip cops and more!
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After Missing Deadline On His Russian Oligarch List Homework, Steve Mnuchin Panics And Copies Off Forbes
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
When Trump Said "Russia!" Gary Cohn And Dina Powell Said "Movie Night!"
In which we learn that Donald's Goldmanites were always going to put everyone else in the woodchipper.
Robert Mueller Subpoenas The Michael Flynn Of International Banks
Why do we feel like Deutsche Bank is the only one that didn't see this coming?
It's Starting To Feel Like Wilbur Ross Is Not Cut Out For Government Work
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
Facebook Indicating To Congress That It Has Unprecedentedly Enormous Balls
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
Trump's Treasury Secretary Is Fining ExxonMobil $2M For Something Trump's Secretary Of State Did In Russia Because We Live In The Upside Down
The only player missing here is Deutsche Bank...so far.
As Much As Deutsche Bank Would LOVE To Get Publicly Involved With Trump's Potential Impeachment Crisis Via Its Own Russian Trading Scandal, It Literally Can't Right Now
Sorry Congress, there are laws against this, and Deutsche Bank sometimes obeys laws.
Democrats Looking At Trump's Deutsche Bank Loans Based On Knowledge That Deutsche Bank Can Ruin Anything
Trump + Russia + Deutsche Bank = Dealbreaker heaven.
Get Ready For Ambassador Anthony Scaramucci
As the Mooch ponders a diplomatic life, here are some ideas as to where the Trump administration might send him.
Deutsche Bank Really Sorry For Helping Russians Legally Launder All Those Billions
How sorry is Deutsche? Let it count the 628 million ways.
Opening Bell: 12.6.16
Citi and Goldman facing diversity challenge; Theranos expected massive profit growth; jellyfish mistaken for breast implant; and more.
Deutsche Bank Longing For Days When Its Biggest Problem Was How Americans Pronounced Its Name
Oh, how they yearn for the glory days of "Douche Bank."
Prominent Songwriter/Oil Magnate Makes Cool Three-Quarters-Of-A-Billion Shorting Oil
In Russia, oil magnates short oil...and make hundreds of millions.
Staying True To Form, Russia Will Not Retreat From The IMF
Let’s hope Christine Lagarde doesn’t need ALL of her office.
Russian Hackers Testing Out A New Revenue Stream
Hacking into news publications for fun and insider trading-based profit!