Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
Christian Sewing has finally found a situation in which he holds some cards.
I mean, how hard is it just to call Vladimir Putin and say, “Am I allowed to help this guy?”
Mnooks is really getting the hang of this gig.
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
In which we learn that Donald's Goldmanites were always going to put everyone else in the woodchipper.
Why do we feel like Deutsche Bank is the only one that didn't see this coming?
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
The only player missing here is Deutsche Bank...so far.
Sorry Congress, there are laws against this, and Deutsche Bank sometimes obeys laws.
Trump + Russia + Deutsche Bank = Dealbreaker heaven.
How sorry is Deutsche? Let it count the 628 million ways.
Oh, how they yearn for the glory days of "Douche Bank."
In Russia, oil magnates short oil...and make hundreds of millions.
Let’s hope Christine Lagarde doesn’t need ALL of her office.