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If Crispin Odey Is Betting On A Hard Brexit, It Isn’t Working Yet
There’s still time, of course, but also a lot of ground to make up.
Hedge Funds Having Another Pity Party
DJ D-SOL can’t lift the mood at the Milken Global Conference.
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MBA Program Fails To Make Dealbreaker Ranking, Will Fold
Sorry Wisconsin School Of Business, we're more powerful than we know.
Paul Tudor Jones Quant Goes Where He’ll Never Have To Set Up Another E-Mail Blast
Tudor Investment Corp.’s quantitative revolution is not going very well.
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DB Tourney Challenge 2017: Crocodile Tears For Duke, And Your Busted Brackets
Winners, losers and intentional losers from March Madness' first week.
Citi Still Citi, Even In Trumperica
In these uncertain times, it's comforting that we can rely on Citi to lag behind its peers.
Pray For The Billionaires, You Guys
Income inequality is declining...at the very, very top, anyway.
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Jamie Dimon Doesn’t Care That You Work At Skadden Arps
You're a pauper to him and JPM's private bank.
Formerly Innovative Investment Product Struggling A Bit With Innovation
It's sooooo frustrating.
Hedge Funds Considering Yard Sales, Swap Meets To Unload Some Stock
Times are so tough that they’re pining for the financial crisis.
2015: The Sad Decline Of The Super-Rich Person
Shed a tear for the people who dropped out of the coveted $30+ million in assets class.
Everyone Hates Compliance Officers
"The most thankless job on Wall Street" is about to get worse.
Hedge Fund Manager Demands Raise (For His Side-Gig In The House Of Lords)
And raises for all his friends, who are just scraping by.