According To Science, Bond Traders Are Finance's Most Miserable And Wretched Creatures
New study reveals that most people slinging bonds these days regret the life choices that led them down this sorry path.
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Verizon Gazes At A Sleeping Yahoo, Doesn't Know What To Think Anymore
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
Sad Credit Suisse Bankers Dreamed Of Day Wells Fargo Would Come Rescue Them
Alas, their prince has not yet come.
Martin Shkreli Is Freebasing Attention At This Point
Martin spent his blizzard on the internet, begging for anyone to care.
Here's A Super Depressing Life Update On Retired General Wesley Clark
The man was once drafted into a presidential campaign, now he's selling cheese sandwiches and penny stocks.