Even "Jefferies Executive Caught Up In Weird Sex Scandal Involving Someone Banging His Wife" Is Getting A Reboot
David Zervos is the new Sage Kelly, but also not.
Sage Kelly
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Jefferies Is Suing Cantor Fitzgerald Over Sage Kelly's Behavior In Most Boring Twist To Wall Street's Wildest Divorce
Investment banking talent poaching is not as much fun as wife-swapping, orgies or $28K strip club tabs.
Ex-Jefferies Exec Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall" Is Hiring
Who will join Sage Kelly at Cantor Fitzgerald?
Sage Kelly, Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall," Lands New Gig
The Jefferies alum is back, baby.
The Top 10 Things Wall Street Was Only Pretending To Understand In 2015
Apparently some of you felt the cold rush of panic when "Smart Beta" came up in your client meeting.