Bad News For Italian Herbs And Cheese
Jimmy John will not be IPOing his sandwich chain because he doesn't like the taste of Morgan Stanley.
The man was once drafted into a presidential campaign, now he's selling cheese sandwiches and penny stocks.
You never know when you might be faced with a similarly scary situation and might want to contemplate how you'd react now.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing with that avocado?!" "I KNOW you didn't just put a piece of lettuce on my sandwich??" [A struggle over deli meat ensues]