Goldman Sachs Interns Want 8 Hours Of Sleep A Night And Use Their Mom's Netflix Login But Don't Want Weed To Be Legal
Where did DJ D-Sol find these narcs?
Satire
Area Billionaire Retiree Debates Himself About Socialism
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
Epstein’s Former “Best Pal”: Have Pity On Poor Little Jeffrey Epstein
In a bizarre interview, Stuart Pivar claims Epstein “couldn’t help himself,” while insisting that his victims were “complicit” in their own abuse.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
Marty Chavez Wants To Sell Ken Griffin An NYC Guest House
Goldman Sachs' Prince that was Promised lists his West Village crib for $19.95 million.
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
David Solomon DJ'ed In The Hamptons And Made All The Young Finance Types Horny, Reports Bloomberg
A lot of babies will be born at Lenox Hill in about 10 months bearing the middle name "D-Sol."
Carson Block Hates Love
Burford Capital bends to The Block, admits that its CEO probably shouldn't be literally married to the CFO.
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Neri Oxman Sends Her Trophy Husband To Bail Out A Slumping Warren Buffett
Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
Wells Fargo Does Not Appreciate Being Taken Advantage Of, Would Like Its Money Back Now
Happy Friday, Wells Fargo tech vendors, we hope you like irony!
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
Masayoshi Son Turning To Some Different Patrons For His New Piece Of Financial Performance Art
With the Saudis taking a pass, the deKooning of money turns to Goldman Sachs for funding of his new work.
David Einhorn Steals Our Joke In Q2 Investor Letter
Yeah, Chewy IS a lot like Pets.com, David, where have we heard THAT before?
Whitney Tilson Reveals That He Once Had Mad Beef With Martin Shkreli
Old Shkrels is lucky to be alive.
Wilbur Ross: Rumors About My Disgruntled Staff Are Just Rumors Being Spread By My Disgruntled Staff
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
Doug Kass And Whitney Tilson Are Pretty Sure That Jeffrey Epstein Was Running A Pimping/Blackmail/Ponzi Scheme
The Simon & Simon of hedge funders are on the case for NY Mag.
Elon Musk Wants To Rent Some Of Your Brain To Save Tesla
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Index Fundamentals Clearly Dictated By Whims Of Illuminati And Satan
A research note from Hipster Trader.
We Have Proof That The Bull Market Is Already Dead
If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?
Larry Kudlow Is Pretty Sure AOC Can Get It
After watching her question Jay Powell, Kuddles has a summer crush.