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SEC Sues Over ICO That Messaging App CEO Described As "Hail Mary" Cash Grab
A Canadian messaging app notorious for letting minors sext each other selling $100 million in digital currency isn't a securities violation, it's Darwinism.
WeWork Files For IPO...Which Is Funny All By Itself
Congrats to Uber on looking profitable by comparison.
Slack Hoping That Net Losses In The Low Nine-Figures Are Big Enough To Appeal To Modern Retail Investors
Can you attract a crowd these days by direct listing without losing billions of dollars a year? Slack wants to find out.
Yale Student Shows That Fraud Doesn't Need To Stop Once You Get Into An Ivy League School
Hedge fund scammer Omar Zaki gives us hope for the future of elite college education.
SEC Fines Wedbush For Taking An IDGAF Approach To Employee Supervision
Even this SEC can't overlook "a long-running pump-and-dump scheme targeting retail investors."
Elon Musk Is Clearly Still Struggling With His Addiction To Doing Bad Tweets
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
Saudi Arabia Seems Concerned About How Elon Musk's Unchecked Behavior Is Being Perceived
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
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Allegedly Fraudulent Hedge Fund Counters Fraud Allegations With Award Won Through Alleged Fraud
Goldsky Asset Management may have no assets, but it does have hardware.
SEC Apparently Investigating How Anyone Thought The Snap IPO Was A Good Idea
Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.
Elon Musk Will Buy $20 Million Of Tesla Stock In Big Show Of Make Believe That Elon Musk And Tesla Are Separate Things
"Here's some money to pay you back for that fine that "I" got, wink wink..."
Tesla Hoping That One Of The Business World's Least Impressive Sons Can Be The Daddy Elon Needs
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
Tesla Is Looking To Hire A Work Daddy For Elon Musk
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.
SEC Legally Daring Tesla Board To Produce Some Balls
Elon Musk no longer controls the adults in the room, wink wink.
Elon Musk Refuses To Let Brett Kavanaugh Have All The Fun Today
No one comes between Elon and a hot news cycle.
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SEC To Offer Whistleblowers A Shiny Nickel
It’s also considering a proposal to give $100 gift cards to those who keep their mouths shut and the regulator’s afternoons free.
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Hedge Fund's ‘Regulated Crypto’ Claim Becomes Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
The Crypto Asset Fund may not have been regulated when it made that claim—but it is now.
SEC Playing Larry Summers Role In Winklevii’s Bitcoin-Based Sequel To ‘The Social Network’
The very tall brothers’ timing leaves much to be desired.
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At Least No One Else Will Be Raking In A Bitcoin ETF Fortune
The Winklevii’s misery has some company.