SEC

What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?

Preet Bharara or Gary Gensler might not have much to do come Jan. 20.

And it goes without saying that $200 million is hard to come by at the General these days.

Or just choose not to have investor, but do that before you’ve done something the SEC can fine you for.

He’s working hard to make life hard on tattletales right until the end.

For what it’s worth ($125,000 of the company’s rapidly dwindling bank account), the SEC does not think it is sustainable.

He’s this close to not having to give a s**t about any of this any more, you guys. Come on.

Everything she said had the sign off from other people, so why are you hassling her?

A one-way ticket out of the swamp.

Can Gary Gensler and Preet Bharara run the SEC together?

Never trust a South Florida money manager without an ex-wife and BMW. Or one with them, apparently.

Nikola may have no revenue, but it does have subpoenas.

It hopes the SEC and Justice Department do, too.

The SEC strikes a generous profit-sharing arrangement with the people who allegedly hacked it.

Turns out, the proposal is against it.

The amazing thing is that such a provision was ever even considered, we suppose.

Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.

Why should the public know what its government is up to, anyway?