SEC

He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.

In fact, they think maybe he should just throw the whole idea on the fire.

The need for reform of which is apparently the post-presidential project of one Donald J. Trump.

Seems combustible solar panels sold by public companies are the kind of thing the regulator wants to look into.

Collecting the low-hanging fruit of fraud is, after all, the SEC’s favorite activity, even when it doesn’t involve the worst president in American history.

This is an important distinction in the annals of securities law.

Unless, you know, he and the less-the-esteemed gentleman from North Carolina did, you know, insider-trade.

The Securities and Exchange Commission, on the other hand….

The Justice Department is going holistic on wrongdoers.

Penny-stock pump-and-dumps on popular social media platform? Who could have foreseen such a thing!

The SEC can’t issue subpoenas over Zoom.

Gary Gensler needs no damning report to get regulating.

Maybe Congress would like to take Gary Gensler off its back? Please?

If companies can’t do math properly, the SEC will do it for them.

And as the SEC’s enforcement chief with say-so over settlements, as it happens, he does.

Actually, it won’t even be that hard.

Having gritted their teeth through Gary Gensler and Rohit Chopra, the pitchforks are out for Saule Omarova.

And also not take away their free ice cream.