Deutsche Bank Made A Pretty Good Deal
We’re as surprised as you are, but less surprised some muckrakers are here to screw it up.
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Neuberger Berman, Saba Capital Disagree On Definition Of ‘Winning’
You’d think it wouldn’t matter, given that both agree on the practical implications, but the hedge fund hopes the SEC sees it differently.
Area Senior Arrested For Keeping It Old School With His Ponzi Scheme
James T. Booth is a man who [allegedly] still respects the classic techniques of the white-collar criminals he knew in his youth.
Guy Who Founded $400 Million Hedge Fund In His Dorm Furious To Be Sued By The SEC
Samuel Barnett is not sure what the feds mean about "a decade of fraud."
Sexting-App-Based Cryptocurrency No Longer Based On Sexting App
Because that sexting app no longer exists. But the SEC’s lawsuit still very much does.
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Possibly Imaginary CFO Grounds For Very Real Fraud Lawsuit
Tom Simeo knows what we’re taking about.
Kim Kardashian Sets Raj Rajaratnam Free And What Are We Even Doing Here?
This version of Earth has ceased to make sense.
SEC Sues Over ICO That Messaging App CEO Described As "Hail Mary" Cash Grab
A Canadian messaging app notorious for letting minors sext each other selling $100 million in digital currency isn't a securities violation, it's Darwinism.
WeWork Files For IPO...Which Is Funny All By Itself
Congrats to Uber on looking profitable by comparison.
Slack Hoping That Net Losses In The Low Nine-Figures Are Big Enough To Appeal To Modern Retail Investors
Can you attract a crowd these days by direct listing without losing billions of dollars a year? Slack wants to find out.
Yale Student Shows That Fraud Doesn't Need To Stop Once You Get Into An Ivy League School
Hedge fund scammer Omar Zaki gives us hope for the future of elite college education.
SEC Fines Wedbush For Taking An IDGAF Approach To Employee Supervision
Even this SEC can't overlook "a long-running pump-and-dump scheme targeting retail investors."
Elon Musk Is Clearly Still Struggling With His Addiction To Doing Bad Tweets
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
Saudi Arabia Seems Concerned About How Elon Musk's Unchecked Behavior Is Being Perceived
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
Allegedly Fraudulent Hedge Fund Counters Fraud Allegations With Award Won Through Alleged Fraud
Goldsky Asset Management may have no assets, but it does have hardware.
SEC Apparently Investigating How Anyone Thought The Snap IPO Was A Good Idea
Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.
Elon Musk Will Buy $20 Million Of Tesla Stock In Big Show Of Make Believe That Elon Musk And Tesla Are Separate Things
"Here's some money to pay you back for that fine that "I" got, wink wink..."
Tesla Hoping That One Of The Business World's Least Impressive Sons Can Be The Daddy Elon Needs
You know what? We Take it back; Gary Cohn is too good for this bullshit company.
Tesla Is Looking To Hire A Work Daddy For Elon Musk
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.