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Danske Bank Less And Less A Bank, More And More A Repository For Subpoenas
The SEC’s getting in just as Danske’s getting out—of Estonia.
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Defunct Hedge Fund Ends Two-Year Negotiation With Feds, Allowed To Go Out Of Business
Visium Asset Management can cut its last check, one made out to “U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.”
If Someone Hadn't Traded On Hacked SEC Files, We'd Never Have Known The SEC Was Hacked
Something very weird is going on at the Securities and Exchange Commission.
SEC Stunned To Discover No One Wants To Pay To Be Surveilled
"Hey, pay for this thing you hate" is apparently not the best enforcement mechanism.
How To Make A Million Bucks From Day Trading: A Ponzi Adventure
Harness the limitless loss-making potential of day traders for your next criminal enterprise!
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Ernst & Young Auditors Got "Too Close To Clients On A Personal Level," If Ya Know What The SEC Means WINK WINK
It means doing the hibbidy-dibbidy (and attending football games).
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Whatever Doesn't Kill A Lynn Tilton Makes Her Stronger: Lynn Tilton
One day soon, probably when she's shooting a follow-up to her 1988 holiday card to clients seen at left, we'll think back on this setback and laugh.
Who Wants To Be Chair(wo)man Of The SEC? (Update)
Dealbook reports that Mary Schapiro has given official notice and come December 14th, she's out of there. Names being floated as possible successors are said to include Sallie Krawcheck and the SEC's director of enforcement, Robert Khuzami, but on the off-chance they're not interested, want to throw yours or a loved one's C.V. in the mix? Update: Apparently Obama plans to nominate Elisse Walter, an SEC commissioner and former FINRA VP, to take over. So you've probably got less of a shot at this point but anything can happen!