Trial Of The, Uh, Week To Determine Whether Billionaire Visionary Understands English
Elon Musk knows what you think “pedo” means, it’s just that he, uh, didn’t know it when he said it, or something.
semantics
Jay Clayton Paints His Masterpiece
An accredited investor definition that keeps their numbers about constant and decreases the likelihood of people coming crying to the SEC? It’s perfect.
Neuberger Berman, Saba Capital Disagree On Definition Of ‘Winning’
You’d think it wouldn’t matter, given that both agree on the practical implications, but the hedge fund hopes the SEC sees it differently.
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Baseball Teams Aren’t Really In The ‘Athletics’ Business And So Shouldn’t Have To Pay Taxes: Baseball
Can anything Bartolo Colón does at age 45 really qualify as a sport?
Not Particularly Secretive Hedge Fund Manager Performs Public Service In ‘Confidential And Proprietary’ Missive
Paul Singer has found the perfect medium to alert the world of his distaste for the word, “secretive.”
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You Say ‘Prop Trading,’ I Say ‘Market Making’
You say "Potato," Goldman says "Not junk bonds."
MetLife Win Will Or Will Not Gut Dodd-Frank: NYT
It's either hugely important or totally insignificant.