semantics

For what it’s worth ($125,000 of the company’s rapidly dwindling bank account), the SEC does not think it is sustainable.

A whole lot of stuff, as if it’s forgotten who’s president.

Elon Musk knows what you think “pedo” means, it’s just that he, uh, didn’t know it when he said it, or something.

An accredited investor definition that keeps their numbers about constant and decreases the likelihood of people coming crying to the SEC? It’s perfect.

You’d think it wouldn’t matter, given that both agree on the practical implications, but the hedge fund hopes the SEC sees it differently.

Can anything Bartolo Colón does at age 45 really qualify as a sport?