The bank’s newfound wokeness has apparently failed to penetrate the legal department.
For once, Sam Isaly’s dogged refusal to accept his limitations has backfired on him.
But not lawsuits stemming therefrom!
Seth Merrin is being sued for exhibiting a 1989-level of office horniness in a 2019 office setting.
Arbitration will not protect Cantor's New Jersey office from being synonymous with mean-spirited office kitchen scat play.
"Oh, mon cheri, how can you be mad when you are my 'Princess'?"
Months of self-examination have led men in finance to the mature realization that talking to girls is dumb.
Dan Michalow actually filed an official complaint against his former fund.
"Yo FINRA! The quants, the MBAs, the painters and the novelists? They alllllllll be fuckin!"
Laura Bonner only feels a little weird about showing up to work every day.
Whatever it takes to cut costs.
Daniel Michalow admits to being an asshole, but he also wants David Shaw to know that erryone at DE Shaw be f@ckin.
Be careful what you wish for, Senator(s).
Adam Silver is working hard on his "Anti-Roger Goddell" impression.
Steve Cohen is now traveling in the the uncanny valley of woker Wall Street office misogyny.
Morgan Stanley has the vapors after firing Harold Ford Jr.
This is both inexcusable and retro in the worst way possible.
PTJ told Harvey that this was all going to pass quickly, which explains Tudor's recent Macro Fund performance.
Why are we not surprised that Greg Jensen is involved?
According to an insider, these guys make Uber look like Downton Abbey.