shareholder activism
Bill Ackman To Stop Doing Thing He Hasn’t Done In Years
You won’t be seeing any future Herbalife-like crusades from Pershing Square anymore.
Just Call Him Private Equity Paul Singer
The Elliott Management chief has a new way of getting his way.
McDonald’s: We May Be Liars, But Carl Icahn’s A Hypocrite
Why is it only our pigs that he’s worried about, wonder the sausage egg McMuffin slingers.
Carl Icahn Knows How Pigs Get Pregnant, And Also When Someone Is Trying To Get One Over On Him
He went to medical school once, Chris Kempczinski.
Dan Loeb Really, Really Does Not Like The Taste Of His Own Medicine
To save his control over his publicly-listed hedge fund, the Great Epistolarian is reduced to whining and what-about-ism.
Dan Loeb Makes Threats And Demands Meetings, He Does Not Get Threatened Or Have Meetings Demanded Of Him!
And don’t you dare call it hypocrisy! Oh, you did? Well, then….
Right-Wing Radio Host Wants To Know Where Florida-Based Hedge Fund Gets Off Imposing Marxist Ideas Like ‘Shareholder Value’ On His State
What do these West Palm Beach billionaires know about the Sunshine State, anyway?
Hedge Fund Won’t Reopen Bitchy Battle With Barclays After Pandemic Ends
COVID-19 has shown Edward Bramson that life’s to short to deal with the likes of Jes Staley.
Paul Singer Swears He’s Definitely Not Thinking About Deposing Jack Dorsey With These 3.5 Million New Shares He Just Bought
He just thinks, like, Twitter’s a great business on the right track, which is definitely something he says about lots of companies he’s invested in.
Company That Was Perfect When Carl Icahn First Invested Now Even More So
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
The Church Turns Into An Activist Investor
And Exxon is in its sights.
If Courtroom-Averse Crispin Odey Won’t Sue Miner, Someone Else Will
And Odey’s not gonna like Pentwater Capital’s plans for Rio Tinto.
Japanese Economy Ministry Making Totally Innocent, Non-Threatening Phone Calls To Foreign Toshiba Shareholders
It just wants to make sure they are sure they wanted to vote against management, and also that they’ve read the rules about acting in concert.
French Regulator Doesn’t Have To Understand What Paul Singer Did To Know He Did Something Wrong
The Japanese, on the other hand, are proving a bit more open because, you know, SoftBank.
Paul Singer Doesn’t Need Your Help, But He’ll Take It
He can hardly disagree with Capgemini about the absolute lack of urgency in accepting its pitiful offer for Altran.
Do You Really Want To Make Carl Icahn Angry, Jay Clayton?
Carl Icahn wants to know.
Carl Icahn Will Not Be Presiding Over The Shotgun Wedding Of Xerox And HP Just Yet
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Nelson Peltz May Want To Flush Plumbing Company Out Of Brexit Britain
He also may not. We don’t know. But we can guess.
Paul Singer May Or May Not Be Becoming A Nicer Person
And it may or may not have to be because he has to in order to win.
David Einhorn May Have Lost At GM, But He Won In Our Hearts
It's not easy being a visionary.
It Took A Baby Hedge Fund To Demand That Etsy Behave Like A Grown-Up
Black-and-White Capital is frankly stunned that this shit has gone on this long.