I mean, he lives in Florida, so maybe he can?
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Elon Musk isn't funny anymore.
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
You can't short the divine, gentlemen.