shorts
The Only Thing That Would Make This Better For Carl Icahn Is If He Could Actually Put The Padlocks On The Malls Himself
I mean, he lives in Florida, so maybe he can?
David Einhorn Evincing Signs Of Late-Stage Ackmania
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Dan Loeb Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Shorting Things
It’s a matter of principle, even if it’s not currently a profitable one.
David Einhorn Still Murmuring Incantations Of Death Over Elon Musk Voodoo Doll, Is Feeling Like It's Working
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Elon Musk Converts An Enemy Into An Apostle
Citron's Andy Left is all "WTF? I love Tesla now!"
Bill Ackman Finally Halts His $1 Billion Tilt Against The Windmill That Is Herbalife
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
Bill Ackman's New Herbalife Strategy Should Be To Fully Embrace His Own Madness
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
Elon Musk Punishes Hedge Funds For Viewing Tesla Through A Rational Prism
You can't short the divine, gentlemen.
Time To Call The Top On Trump-Tweet Bots
When an advertising agency's publicity stunt crowds your trade, it's time to pick a new one.