Tech workers turn to apps and hypnosis to treat depression, anxiety… and Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Allow us to introduce you to Beauty Yachts, Shogun Investments and the potentially delightfully ironically-named Good Faith Investments.
Tumblr is being sold for $20 million only six years after Double-M bought it for $1.1 billion.
This is some real good Silicon Valley hubris.
"Compared to Larry, Elon is kind of humble and sweet" people will say.
Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?
We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.
Uber has at last found a fundraising it can do without.
It might be time to shut the fuck up for a minute, Elon.
ie Cosmetic and lame rules loosely enforced that provide a placebo effect for an industry that Washington doesn't full grasp.
Not a great day to be a tech giant.
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
"When's Elon gonna shut up about The Singularity and plow someone?" thought all the VCs, standing there naked from the fleece vest down.
Travis Kalanick is cashing in on life by cashing out on Uber.
Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.
The greatest trick Marissa ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't know what she was doing.