Silicon Valley Is Reinventing Mental Healthcare In The Most Silicon Valley Way Possible
Tech workers turn to apps and hypnosis to treat depression, anxiety… and Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Nissan May Or May Not Have Been Investing In Multiple Ghosns
Allow us to introduce you to Beauty Yachts, Shogun Investments and the potentially delightfully ironically-named Good Faith Investments.
Verizon Taking Its Final Huge Bath On Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Legacy
Tumblr is being sold for $20 million only six years after Double-M bought it for $1.1 billion.
Uber Board Debating Whether To Let Travis Kalanick Ring The Bell At IPO Ceremony In Latest Indication That Uber Is Not Ready To IPO
This is some real good Silicon Valley hubris.
Larry Ellison Joins Tesla Board As Elon Musk Positions Himself To Appear More Likable By Comparison
"Compared to Larry, Elon is kind of humble and sweet" people will say.
Robinhood's Ludicrous New Free Money Savings Account Product Is The Long-Term Answer To Goldman Sachs' Marcus Problem
Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?
And Now, Ashton Kutcher Talks About Scooters And Disruption
We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.
The Coming Age Of Trust-Busting Remains Techs Biggest Risk
The Valley better watch its back.
Hedge Fund Banks On Millennial Ignorance And Newfound Nicotine Addiction
Nicotine always finds a way
Why Will No One Take Warren Buffett’s Gosh-Darned Money?
Uber has at last found a fundraising it can do without.
Guy Who Shot Car Into Space While Customers Waited For Cars They Already Paid For Wants To Rank The Media's Credibility
It might be time to shut the fuck up for a minute, Elon.
Silicon Valley Is Begging For Wall Street-Style Regulation
ie Cosmetic and lame rules loosely enforced that provide a placebo effect for an industry that Washington doesn't full grasp.
Uber Cures Mark Zuckerberg's Case Of "The Mondays" By Literally Killing Someone
Not a great day to be a tech giant.
Anthony Noto Realizes That Saving Jack Dorsey From Himself Is A Terrible Job, Gets New Job Saving SoFi From Itself
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
Reputed Tech Visionary To Become Actual Billionaire
Travis Kalanick is cashing in on life by cashing out on Uber.
Fidelity Subtly Hedging On Uber By Very Publicly Investing In Uber's Hated Archenemy
Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.