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Tom Farley's Greatest Act At NYSE Was Pranking Snap Into Going Public
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
Opening Bell 11.15.18
Snap snaps; Sears death update; Uncle Carl likes computers; and more!
Someone Is Being Sued For Refusing To Wear Snap's New Spectacles, So, Yeah, Things Are Great At Snap
Getting publicly litigious with an Instagram influencer who was privately not doing what they paid him for is your answer to "What's Snap up to these days?"
Snap Offers Up CFO As Human Sacrifice To The Angry Gods Of Wall Street, Immediately Overpays For A New One
Evan Spiegel puts Drew Vallero in the woodchipper.
MongoDB's First Day Of Trading Is Going Great, And That Is Bad
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
S&P 500 Finds Convenient Excuse To Not Let Snap Hang Out On S&P 500
"Corporate Governance" = You're a goddamned mess and we already have Facebook.
Early Snap Investors To Spend Weekend Praying That They Survive Monday's Post-Lockup Stampede Out Of Snap Stock
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.
Robinhood Is Just A Few More Snap IPOs From Eradicating Inequality
Millennials have nothing to lose but their trading commissions.
In A Desperate Bid To Provide Shareholder Value, Snapchat Enters The Can't-Miss Legacy News Business
What even the fuck, Snapchat?
Jeff Bezos Is Sadistically Curious If He Can Personally Make Blue Apron Stock Worth Negative Dollars
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!
Morgan Stanley Finally Admits How It Really Feels About Snap
It's technically the second time, but this time the price target changed.
Snap Stock Crashes Back To Its Irrationally High IPO Price
Why dally on the road to becoming a $5 stock for day-traders?
After Growing Bored Of Making Jamie Dimon Puke Rainbows, JPM Analyst Admits Snap Stock Is Garbage
JPM cuts price target on Snap by $2...because human beings are afraid to confront the inevitability of death.
Blue Apron IPO Is A Clusterfuck Recipe-in-a-Box.
The cash-hemorrhaging DIY dinner startup is hoping that people will hold its stock longer than they use its product.
Instagram CEO: Don't Blame Us That Snap's Dumb Business Model Can Be Copied So Easily
Instagram to Snapchat: "I don't know her."
Snap Is Just Another Tech Icarus, But Everyone's Acting Like It Can Fly
We still need to talk about SNAP.
Snap Showing Shareholders It Knows How To Make Money By Hooking Up With The Other Olympics Nobody Watches
Yeah, we're gonna need a little more, you guys.
Facebook Officially Toying With Snap Stock Price Like A Sadistic Cat Playing With A Captured Mouse
The Zuck don't fuck around.
Snap Underwriters Show Up At The Coverage Party Wearing The Same Dress
In a rare coincidence, most of the banks that got paid by Snap to sell its stock think highly of Snap stock.
The Pain Of Obsession Is Never Ephemeral: A Play About Wall Street And SNAP
A Play for a New America.
Deutsche Bank: If People Will Buy Shares In A Dick Pic Startup That Loses Millions A Year, They'll Probably Buy Shares In Us
John Cryan watches the Snap IPO and realizes that his head is not just a hat rack.