SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
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IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
Masayoshi Son Turning To Some Different Patrons For His New Piece Of Financial Performance Art
With the Saudis taking a pass, the deKooning of money turns to Goldman Sachs for funding of his new work.
As A Public Company, WeWork Almost Promises To Be More Careful About Who Gives It Money Than It Was As A Private Company
Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.
Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
SoftBank Might Take An Investment Fund Public For $100B, Because Money Is A Concept And Numbers Are Meaningless
Masayoshi Son, you glorious sumbitch.
Softbank CEO Masa Son Is Officially the Greatest Performance Artist In Finance
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
Brian Moynihan Poaches John Cryan's Connection To SoftBank In Vicious Demonstration Of Sad-On-Sad Violence
One of these two just beat the other at something, and what even is this life?
Reputed Tech Visionary To Become Actual Billionaire
Travis Kalanick is cashing in on life by cashing out on Uber.
Goldman Is Setting Up A Special Team For Clients Who Have More Money Than Ideas
Original thought could use some supply-side stimulus.
President-Elect Trump Absentmindedly Forgets To Thank Saudis For Funding SoftBank's $50 Billion Investment In Making America Great Again
It's almost like things are just being said without nuance or verification...
The CEO Of SoftBank Would Love To Retire But He Has That Whole GD Robot Apocalypse To Prepare For
But, the coming singularity aside, Masayoshi Son is totally ready to step aside.
Yahoo's Most Attractive Asset Is The One That Yahoo Can't Ruin If It Tried
Yahoo Japan is actually a good business, maybe because Yahoo doesn't touch it.