Man With $150 Billion Whines To Court About Having To Do Job That Made Him $150 Billion
Elon Musk demands your sympathy for these diamond handcuffs he’s put himself in. Oh, and also to not have to pay these losers $2 billion.
Elon Musk Will Have Plenty To Tweet About This Week
Getting sued, going to court, getting called a modern-day AOL…
Snap CEO Hopes You're Looking Forward To Five Years Of Waiting To Learn If That Snap Stock You Just Bought Is Worth Anything
This is probably why your share purchase agreement came with that complimentary yellow ball gag.
Not Even The Coming End Of Days Will Stop Elon Musk From Acquiring Stuff
Don't look now but Elon is buying stuff...seriously, don't look.
Elon Musk Carefully Looking At Acquisition Of Elon Musk
We hope these crazy kids can make this work.