If you don't stop shorting Tesla, Elon's going to shoot a Japanese guy into the fucking moon.
What is Grimes doing today?
Because Elon Musk is too pure for this world.
A new Puerto Rican bond issue predicated on Messianic faith in Elon seems like a can't miss!
Carl and Bill take their fraught bromance where it belongs: to the moon.
The Beez is a grower AND a show-er.
You know Jeff Bezos has emotions because he tells you what they are and when he's having them.
If these two don't stop landing space rockets, someone is going to get their weave pulled out.
Nothing starts a tech billionaire catfight quite like a rocket landing.
Oh Musky, you incorrigible billionaire futurist rascal.
"Driverless cars on Mars? Who is this kid?"
This is about ethics in space sexploration crowdfunding.