Sports

Major League Soccer is celebrating its 25th birthday be indulging in the kinds of hilarious ambitions 25-year-olds are still able to entertain.

If they’re incredibly keen to get players to sign on the bottom line, there’s probably a good reason for that.

Well, other than success, of course. That’s all him.

Mountain Dew—we’re sorry, MTN DEW—has a very different and much broader definition of “bold” than we do.

The deal to bring black edge (and success) to Flushing is off.

Other than zero, what’s the best number of football games to play?

You guys know that girls can play hardball, too, right?

It’s gonna take more than three managerial scalps to get to the bottom of this.

The Mountain West’s new TV deal is why streaming services were invented.

The unlearned lessons of David Stern.

Miami adds to its claim as the biggest sucker city in sports.

In our responsibility-free world, why would it be?

Rob Manfred sees nothing unusual or untoward about the Steve Cohen era in Flushing.

Try to keep up, people.

If you see the new owner red-faced a shouting during the game, rest assured he’s yelling at a Point72 underling and not at Edwin Diaz.

How long we have waited for this day.

The guardians of amateurism are running out of them.

The less, the better, MLB seems to think, and even none at all in two years.