NHL Instant Replay Review System Will End In Tears...Bloody, Toothless Tears
Let's not ruin this, please.
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European Soccer Wants To Get Duller Just When It Was Getting More Interesting
The Champions League is mulling preventing any more Cinderella stories...cuz that's fun.
Women's Hockey Will Be The First Battle In Professional Sports' Labor War
The whole thing feels nostalgically Soviet.
Oakland's New Ballpark Will Only Be A Gentrification Issue For Hipsters Who Can Breathe Underwater
The A's should look at the map again.
The NHL Let Its Main Character Get Killed Off Early On In The Playoffs
This is just bad scriptwriting.
Baseball Executives Want Fans To Watch Baseball Anywhere, But Only Very Specific Parts Of Anywhere
Are MLB and MiLB making it purposefully harder to...watch baseball?
The NHL Is Not Investing Nothing In Women's Hockey League
It's investing next to nothing.
The AAF Is The Latest Upstart To Learn That The NFL Doesn't Want To Share
Turns out people don't love minor league football.
Dealbreaker Madness Week 1 Update: Duke Survives, Hell Is Real, Etc.
So, this is going terribly for most of you...
Mike Trout's Absurdly Enormous Record-Breaking Contract Is An Objective Bargain
Money has lost its nominal meaning in major sports contracts, but Mike Trout is a definitive generational talent.
MLB Is Fixing Another Problem It Doesn't Have
Andrew Chafin is the new poster boy for what isn't really wrong with baseball.
The Washington Nationals Have A New Plan To Monetize A Terrible Team
It's gonna be long and oddly expensive season for Nats fans.
Michael Cohen's Testimony Was Brutal For Public Funding Of Sports Sites
Trump Links is just the tip of the shitty iceberg.
Peanuts Will Outlive Straws At American Ballparks
The Dodgers are on the cutting edge of MLB wokeness, which is a hedge.
The Quants Are Ruining Baseball Now
Enjoy watching every team go 81-81 after the robots have taken your job.
The NBA Just Made Us All Watch It Without Bouncing A Ball
One day a year, The Association turns into a batshit version of Tinder, and we all love it.
Super Bowl Getting Less Super Every Year
"From Atlanta, this IS Super Bowl Fifty...meh."
The Marginal Tax Rate Is Less Of A Threat To Shortsellers Than It Is To Shortstops
Will AOC bring the salary cap to baseball?
Julian Edelman's T-Shirt Company Is Almost As Easy To Dislike As Julian Edelman's Football Team
The biggest "underdog" on the "underdog" Patriots doesn't seem to understand likability or copyright law.
Pro Sports Arenas Need More Corporate Sponsors Because This Is Getting Boring
If we're gonna do this, let's at least do it right.
College Athletics Still Proving How Much Money Can Be Made When Labor Costs Are Zero
America's best business model still humming along nicely.
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Is The NFL Really Looking "Everywhere" To Fill Its Dearth Of Talent At Quarterback?
Based on who's playing quarterback in the NFL, Colin Kaepernick is going to have a successful 2019...in court.