Point72 Employees Eager To Get Yelled At For Messing Up Two Jobs
And the New York Mets are all the better for it.
Worst Owner In Sports Allegedly Cheated His Fans, Fellow Owners On And Off The Field
Congratulations to Daniel Snyder on topping Donald Trump as the most odious person accused of keeping two sets of books this month.
Ken Griffin Would Have Handled This Whole Russia Thing Differently
But thanks for the soccer team, he guesses.
Soccer (Ownership) World Cup Draws Paul Singer Against Ken Griffin
Who’s willing to do what it takes to buy a marquee team from a disgraced Russian oligarch?
Green Bay Packers, Football’s Tackiest Team, Sell Financially Illiterate Cheeseheads Fake Stock Certificates
Kind of seems uncool to take advantage of your most fervent supporters.
Kevin Durant Launches Second SPAC To Buy A Crypto Business Because Everything Is Perfectly Normal And Reasonable And It’s A Totally Sensible Thing To Do
We’re doing great. Really. Why would you ask?
The Mooch Has Big, Fake Things To Announce As His Less-Big-Than-Usual Party
The highlight of this year’s SALT conference make by Skybridge’s latest attempt to lose money in crypto.
Why Pick A Side When You Can Win No Matter Which Team Does?
And make a small fortune while you’re at it.
Julius Baer Turns Frequent Bribery Beneficiary FIFA Into Bribery Victim
Corruption really is a beautiful game, no?
Shaquille O’Neal Is Taking WeWork Public Via SPAC And Other Tales Of Finance In 2021
Like another company going public via SPAC giving you access to the IPOs it’s choosing to shun.
Steve Cohen’s Biggest Fans May Be Citi Field Bondholders
Unlike supporters of the Mets themselves, creditors get instant gratification.
Bill Ackman Invests In The American Dream, Which In Turn Pays For His Dreams
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
Bryson DeChambeau Gained 40 Pounds To Become The World’s Best Golfer
Because golf is the new Moneyball.
Awkward, Irritable Hedge Fund Manager Turns Out To Be Expansive, Open-Hearted Baseball Team Owner
At least in his introductory press conference, that is.