Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
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And Now, Ashton Kutcher Talks About Scooters And Disruption
We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.
Spending Your Work Day Talking About Vaginas And Periods Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Have An Employee Handbook
THINX CEO Miki Agrawal sounds like if Sage Kelly and Lynn Tilton had a hipster entrepreneur lovechild.
Driving To JFK Is Now Something Only Suckers And Interns Do
Blade takes you from Hudson Yards to JFK in less than 10 minutes.
With Theranos Lawsuit, Walgreens Hoping To Squeeze Single Drop Of Blood From Stone
The pharmacy might want to use some of Theranos's magic technology to see that cash.
NY Times: Tech Startups Not Yet Submitting To Rectal Exams For Venture Funding
A little update from Silicon Valley.
Fintech Startup Now Old Enough To Hire Schwab Executives
It's the hot new Normcore trend in Fintech.
FinTech Thinks That's A Cute Little Wall Street Job You've Got There
Would be a real shame if anything happened to it...
Daily Fantasy Sports Sites Officially Too Sketchy For Nevada
This is what happens when East Coast tech startups don't pay attention to Joe Pesci voiceovers.
Barclays Goes Shopping Like A Kardashian At NYC Fintech DemoDay
Umm, Barclays liked Bitcoin before it was cool.
Silicon Alley's First $10 Billion Tech Startup Isn't A Tech Startup
WeWork is worth a sh*t ton of money, but that means very little to NYC's tech scene.
Warner Music Executive Resigns To Run Tech Startup Because Music Industry Is A Rotting Corpse
Record labels are cool, right? You're so old!
Lazard Intern Turned Adult Entertainment Performer/Entrepreneur Has An Investment Opportunity For You
"Are you a finance type who always wanted to invest in the adult industry but never had the wherewithal or opportunity?"
Ousted Men's Wearhouse CEO Is Total Silicon Valley Bro Now
George Zimmer has an "It's like Uber, but for..." idea.
Lyft Has Apparently Now Reached The Dreaded Carl Icahn Stage Of Desperation
Well, this should go swimmingly.
Zappos Watches 210 Employees Self-Manage Themselves Out The Door
After being told that they are their own boss, 14% of Zappos' employees decide to fire themselves.
Zynga Still Employs Enough People To Make Massive Layoffs
Daddy's home!... and a lot of you are totally fired.
Secret's Out, Tech Valuations Might Not Be Totally Realistic
Numbers are fun. Crazy numbers are even funner.
Pro Baseball Franchise To Incubate Tech Startups, Because Why Not
What about this doesn't make sense to you, luddite?
Hot "New" "Tech" Company Sells "Edible" Pizza
By bulking up tech operations, Domino's is making it easier for you to put down the bong and order bad pizza.