Frankenstein Reportedly Nearing Deal To Rescue His Monster At A Sub-$8 Billion Valuation
SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.
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Fintech Startups On The Bleeding Edge Of More Bad Investment Ideas
Shares in a baseball card? With real money? Everything is fine!
WeWork Will Raise Billions In Debt To Prove To Everyone That It's Good With Money
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
Bill Ackman Sounds Thisclose To Starting Up His Own Co-Working Space
Neri Oxman's trophy husband is sitting on a potential goldmine in Hell's Kitchen.
Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
And Now, Ashton Kutcher Talks About Scooters And Disruption
We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.
Spending Your Work Day Talking About Vaginas And Periods Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Have An Employee Handbook
THINX CEO Miki Agrawal sounds like if Sage Kelly and Lynn Tilton had a hipster entrepreneur lovechild.
Driving To JFK Is Now Something Only Suckers And Interns Do
Blade takes you from Hudson Yards to JFK in less than 10 minutes.
With Theranos Lawsuit, Walgreens Hoping To Squeeze Single Drop Of Blood From Stone
The pharmacy might want to use some of Theranos's magic technology to see that cash.
NY Times: Tech Startups Not Yet Submitting To Rectal Exams For Venture Funding
A little update from Silicon Valley.
Fintech Startup Now Old Enough To Hire Schwab Executives
It's the hot new Normcore trend in Fintech.
FinTech Thinks That's A Cute Little Wall Street Job You've Got There
Would be a real shame if anything happened to it...
Daily Fantasy Sports Sites Officially Too Sketchy For Nevada
This is what happens when East Coast tech startups don't pay attention to Joe Pesci voiceovers.
Barclays Goes Shopping Like A Kardashian At NYC Fintech DemoDay
Umm, Barclays liked Bitcoin before it was cool.
Silicon Alley's First $10 Billion Tech Startup Isn't A Tech Startup
WeWork is worth a sh*t ton of money, but that means very little to NYC's tech scene.
Warner Music Executive Resigns To Run Tech Startup Because Music Industry Is A Rotting Corpse
Record labels are cool, right? You're so old!
Lazard Intern Turned Adult Entertainment Performer/Entrepreneur Has An Investment Opportunity For You
"Are you a finance type who always wanted to invest in the adult industry but never had the wherewithal or opportunity?"
Ousted Men's Wearhouse CEO Is Total Silicon Valley Bro Now
George Zimmer has an "It's like Uber, but for..." idea.
Lyft Has Apparently Now Reached The Dreaded Carl Icahn Stage Of Desperation
Well, this should go swimmingly.
Zappos Watches 210 Employees Self-Manage Themselves Out The Door
After being told that they are their own boss, 14% of Zappos' employees decide to fire themselves.