With a mere $2.5 billion each, they are both among the 332.8 million poorest Americans.
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
Don’t dare call it FOMO.
It only took eight years, four brokers and several years shaved off his life from rage.
Today is not Opening Day for one of the local nine. Tomorrow, either.
Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
I wouldn’t want to be Sandy Alderson if the Big Guy doesn’t get a parade this year.
Unlike supporters of the Mets themselves, creditors get instant gratification.
At least in his introductory press conference, that is.
It’s all he knows how to do at this point.
Jerry Reinsdorf has no idea what he’s getting himself into.
Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.
After paying them $2.45 billion, of course.