This is SAC's equivalent of achieving his bathing suit weight.
She could be even higher on the hitlist than his ex-wife.
We've had this dream...it got weird.
If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.
The place is yours if you can fish’em out, basically.
Now you do, too, although you don’t get 2.75% of $5 billion just for showing up.
The hedge funds are not amused by the IRS’ distinctly un-hedge-fund-friendly read of the tax overhaul.
As it turns out, now was perhaps not the best time to get back into hedge funds.
Apparently, SAC is the Sir Mix-a-Lot of art collectors.
Not that the Big Guy has to sweat such things like J.P. does.
The only problem is another money manager’s been using it for almost 20 years and isn’t interested in sharing.
"A digital temporary credit cards platform backed by Steve Cohen" is a real thing that actually exists now.
Is it us, or does this troika have a theme?
Then he becomes their friends, though, so it’s OK.