Steve Cohen
Steve Cohen’s Mets Sign All-Star To Three-Quarters-Of-A-Billion-Dollar Deal, Are Still The Mets
Today is not Opening Day for one of the local nine. Tomorrow, either.
Did Izzy Englander Earn $2.2 Billion Last Year, Or $3.8 Billion?
Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Leave Steve Cohen Alone You Monsters
The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
The Greatest Of All Time Weren’t So Hot In 2020
Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.
Mets’ Hiring Practices Not All That Different From Point72’s
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
So Maybe Steve Cohen Isn’t Quite As Fun And Gentle As He Suggests On Twitter
I wouldn’t want to be Sandy Alderson if the Big Guy doesn’t get a parade this year.
Steve Cohen’s Biggest Fans May Be Citi Field Bondholders
Unlike supporters of the Mets themselves, creditors get instant gratification.
Awkward, Irritable Hedge Fund Manager Turns Out To Be Expansive, Open-Hearted Baseball Team Owner
At least in his introductory press conference, that is.
Bill de Blasio To Try, Fail To Stop Steve Cohen From Buying Mets
It’s all he knows how to do at this point.
Get Ready For The Bitterest Baseball Rivalry: White Sox vs. Mets
Jerry Reinsdorf has no idea what he’s getting himself into.
Steve Cohen Takes Gender Discrimination Off List Of Reasons Not To Let Him Buy Mets
Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.
How Should Steve Cohen Repay The Wilpons For A Decade Of Pettiness and Humiliation?
After paying them $2.45 billion, of course.
Look Who’s The 391st Richest Person In America
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
Steve Cohen: Glutton For Punishment
He must really want to own the Mets to agree to another round of “exclusive negotiations” with the Family Wilpon.
Send Steve Cohen Your Screenplays!
He knows some guys and gals in Hollywood. Owns them, in fact.
As Far As We (And Presumably Steve Cohen) Are Concerned, It Took Two-And-A-Half Years Longer Than It Should Have To Raise $10 Billion
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
Steve Cohen Back In The Game
He can’t quit the Mets and apparently they can’t quit his billions.
Steve Cohen Can’t Give The Mets $3.1 Billion, But Had To Give Them $2 Million
The 2020 season is not playing out quite as the big guy imagined.