His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”
If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.
Timing is everything in philanthropy.
Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.
Blackstone owns everyone's favorite feminist dating app...and that's quite the sentence.
That’s five times as much as Leon Cooperman, by the way.
Socialism? Higher taxes? Not so much.
Who needs Abington High School when you’ve got Oxford, guv’nor?
The Schwarz is having himself a heavy flow news day.
Steve Schwarzman's hedge fund guru is spending his retirement hanging with the quant nerds.
We didn't know that they had Mad Libs in Hell.
The ungrateful upper-middle class of suburban Philadelphia will not bow to new liege lord Steve Schwarzman.
Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.
TFW you are the platonic ideal of the sheltered wealthy elite.
In Donald Trump's America, every public school needs its own Steve Schwarzman.
The tax cuts he helped to create are definitely going to help him hold on to a lot of the $1 billion he pulled down last year.
Steve Schwarzman gives the weirdest compliments.
The Trump tax plan is not making private equity great again.
This is a bad idea...he should replace Gary Cohn.
Nothing is sacred to the former Carl Icahn foil. Not even Derek Jeter.
Blackstone will build Trump's America with a tiny $20 billion cash injection from the Saudis.
What's the use of being besties with the president if you can't help out shareholders in the process?