Can you spot on the ticker where everyone realized that the Knicks will suck forever?
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
Sit back and enjoy the show
The Church of Elon is in a full-blown crisis of faith.
Now that it's done trying to "do good" or whatever, Etsy has some actual value.
It's okay Morgan Stanley, no one else knows why they're on there either.
C'mon you guys, can't you see that Etsy has had enough?
Why give Wall Street what it wants when you can give it what it doesn't even know it wants?
Well, that was fast.