More Evidence That Sexual Mores In West Coast Finance Remain Two Decades Behind Wall Street
Those interested in showering strippers with company cash are advised to consider life as a Californian.
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Texan "Frack Master" Who (Allegedly!) Used Investor Funds To Pay Off "Whore Card" Offended By SEC Suit
Also: "Entertaining is part of raising investor capital from high net worth individuals."
Hedge Fund Bros In A Pickle For Allegedly Buying Lap Dances With Fake Uber Shares
Because fake shares in Lyft don't even get you into the Champagne Room.
Party-Poopers Over At SEC Are Still Insisting That You Cannot Really Expense "Making It Rain On Strippers"
They don't even really respect the effort anymore, you guys.
Ex-Stripper Who Drugged/Screwed/Stole From Finance Guys Pretty Confident She Could Get A Gig On Wall Street
If you know anyone who's hiring.
At Strip Club Lunch Buffet, Tech Bros Try and Fail To Find An Escape From It All
It's a full-on Sartre nightmare out there.
Bank Lobbyists Fighting New Provision on Trust Preferred CDOs
Turns out mortgages weren’t the only toxic assets that were packaged into CDOs. Small community banks issued billions of dollars in trust preferred securities before the credit crunch as a way to prop up their capital cushions. Problem is, the only way they could sell the so-called TruPS to investors was to bundle them up into CDOs.