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Swiss National Bank Loses Money Because It Is Not Entirely Invested In Swiss Currency
Apple stock’s got nothing on the franc.
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Unmarked Quintuple Black Diamond Ski Slope Down The Matterhorn No Longer Only Excitement In Switzerland
You needn’t risk spending a few decades frozen in a glacier to keep busy in the Alps these days.
Hedge Fund Managers Still Having Nightmares About The Swiss Franc
Sometimes at night, they can still hear the screaming.
Franc Surge Forces Swiss To Impose Pizza Delivery Blockade
This is an actual thing that's happening.
The Eurozone Is Ruining Everything
Here's the latest impressively awful bit of data to emerge from the economic wasteland at the heart of the world's economic slag-heap, Europe: Employment in the eurozone has dropped to a seven-year low.