Symphony
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Deutsche Bank Says Traders Can Use WhatsApp Through Other App No One Uses
It’s the perfect Deutsche Bank solution to a problem.
Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan Basically Keeping Traders In Stone Age
Trading desks being blocked from Twitter in the age of Trump is the equivalent of lacking indoor plumbing.
Lame Dad John Cryan Not Cool With People Playing Around On WhatsApp
The Deutsche Bank CEO would really prefer his people stop it with encrypted messaging systems.
The Barbarians At Bloomberg's Gate Have Captured Norm Pearlstine
The slowest-moving revolution in media history just picked up some Norm-entum.
Regulators Are Now Totally Cool With Goldman's Super-Secret Messaging App
Chat away, you white collar rascals.
Young Guns To Send Bloomberg Terminals To Trash Heap, Ex-Mayor To Poorhouse
Goldman Sachs and a traitorous Bloomberg alum have declared war on ole Mike's baby.
Oh Man, Who Told Elizabeth Warren About Symphony?
Of course a super-secret Wall St. messaging app is going to make her Hulk out. This is Elizabeth Warren we're talking about.