Donald Trump Giving Americans Slightly Lower Prices, Humiliating Trade War Defeat For Christmas
Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.
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Call The Close: Yuan-a Guess How Bad It's Gonna Get?
You know things are bad when we start punning.
Despair, Youth, For The Avocado Market Is Truly F'ed
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Paul Tudor Jones Not Sure Why President Trump Is So Eager To Bring On The Revolution
These tariffs are just the excuse these Millennial socialists need to final put capitalism out of its misery.
Surprise Mexico Tariffs Claim Least Surprising Victim
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
Donald Trump Attempts To Lock Up Iowa Caucus Victory Seven Months Early
A bold move that might not play great in Texas during the general election.
White House Now Offering Sweet 2-For-1 Deal On Intractable Trade Wars Just In Time For Summer
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
Larry Kudlow Goes On TV To Make It As Clear As Possible That He Doesn't Want To Work In This White House Anymore
Kuddles just signed his own pink slip and it did not feel accidental.
The Words ‘Carl Icahn’ And ‘Insider Trading’ Keep Popping Up Next To One Another
Isn’t that a funny coincidence?
Kevin Hassett Uses Medical Theory From 1780s To Attack Economic Theory From 1980s
"Free trade is like scurvy," says analogy that proves we are screwed.
Opening Bell 7.26.18
Trump tariff talks; Facebook selloff; Free press questions and more!
Area Moron Makes Bold Bid For Nobel Prize In Economics
The Leader of the Free World is now writing MASH notes to tariffs in crayon next to his GDP predictions of "Infinity percent."
Opening Bell 7.20.18
More China tariffs; Putin hedges; Jenny McCarthy gets spooked and more!
Opening Bell 7.19.18
Packer quits; Wendy's and Papa John's merger talks; A war on football and more!
Opening Bell 7.11.18
More tariffs; Twitter troubles; Escape room captures criminal and more!
Opening Bell 6.19.18
ZTE Tanks; McAfee concerns; Wells Fargo shakeup; Golf Cart chop shops and more!
Leon Cooperman Won’t Tell The President What To Do But Sure Hopes Someone Else Does
He also hopes that a different elderly billionaire is president in 2021.
Opening Bell 5.31.18
Soros Critics; Wall Street Rollbacks; Methamphetamine Monikers and More!
