Rich People Finding Ways That Tax Cut For Rich People Could Have Been A Little Better For Rich People
The hedge funds are not amused by the IRS’ distinctly un-hedge-fund-friendly read of the tax overhaul.
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Paul Tudor Jones Savages Fed For Passing Tax Cut
This will not end well for Jay Powell, or the rest of us.
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Surprise! Private Equity Industry Will Make Money On Allegedly Unfavorable Tax Plan
Debunking the hot take that Steve Schwarzman’s Trump whispering had failed.
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Bank Getting $2.7 Billion Tax Cut To Charge Poor Customers $12 A Month For Privilege Of Entrusting It With Their Negligible Money
But they can walk up to a BofA teller as much as they want, presuming they are willing to drive long enough to find one.
Citigroup Super Psyched About Worst Quarter Ever
Mike Corbat & co. could not be more excited about this $22 billion write-down.
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Jamie Dimon Got Into Bed With The Wrong Mattress Company
That itching, burning feeling is a $273 million loan that’ll never be repaid.
Blue Collar Hero Warren Buffett Will Make $37 Billion From Tax Cuts
Wait 'til you see Oprah's 2018 tax return.
In Hopes Of Getting Time Warner Deal Done, AT&T Will Use Tax Cut To Give Trump A Full Release Ego Hand Job
You a thirsty motherfucker, Randall Stephenson.
The Wall Street Lobby Just Got Taken To School By The Private Equity Lobby
What are you guys even paying for?
Mike Novogratz Seems Concerned That Steve Mnuchin's Idiocy Might Be Contagious
If Mnooks can make Gary Cohn this dumb, how does this end?!?!
Jeffrey Gundlach: President Trump, Congressional Leaders Have Been Very Bad Boys
Luckily, the DoubleLine chief has ways to deal with very bad boys.
Gary Cohn Now Begging CEOs To Just Play Along With The Impossible Growth Promises Of His Tax Plan
Has it really come to this?
Results Of Wharton Study Seem To Indicate That Steve Mnuchin Is Full Of Shit
Wait until they hear about what he did with all those mortgages...
The Carried Interest Loophole Survives Because This Whole Tax Plan Is The Brainchild Of A Human Loophole
Steve Mnuchin is what happens when a lady falls in love with a pass-through security.
Gary Cohn Tacitly Reveals That He Slept Through Years Of Goldman Sachs Media Training
This is getting embarrassing.
Bonus Watch '17: The Trump Bump Will Be Made Manifest In Wall Street Bonus Checks
You're gonna wanna cash those bonus checks ASAP.
Chuck Schumer Now Wondering Aloud If Steve Mnuchin Is Dumb Or Full Of Shit
Chuckie Brooklyn just verbally slapped the tint out of Stevie Mnook's Transition shades.
Angry Old Man Feeling Unusually Optimistic
Leon Cooperman's not sweating stock valuations.
