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If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.

The Peloton IPO filing should be a major datapoint in The Fed's thinking.

A Canadian messaging app notorious for letting minors sext each other selling $100 million in digital currency isn't a securities violation, it's Darwinism.

Ruth Porat might be suddenly available for a job that's suddenly not so terrible by comparison.

On the bright side, Chewy.com isn't profitable and is planning on doing a dual share structure to keep it that way.

The softest bigotry of almost no expectations.

Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.

Can one properly pre-gauge the sucking bafflement in a $1 billion loss on $4 billion in revenue?

Tech IPOs are truly a new frontier in logical reasoning.

If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?

The more these people talk, the more we want them to please stop talking.

If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.

The market is teaching Uber a very hard lesson about how dynamic pricing really works.

Hard to feel bullish on a company that just lost its only client...and also how no one really needs stamps anymore.

Lyft is the latest victim of a market that's afraid to be alone but even more afraid of an intimate long-term connection.

An Elon has many faces.

Congrats to Uber on looking profitable by comparison.

Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?