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Pinterest IPO Surges On Realistic Pricing And Everyone Forgetting That It Was Happening
If you're looking to go public without much fanfare, it's never a bad idea to start trading on a day on which everyone is reading about the president telling aides "I'm f@cked."
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Uber's $100 Billion IPO Is The Final Symptom Of A Very Dumb And Very Fatal Disease
The hubris of everyone's least-favorite ridesharing company is outmatched only by its pile of burning cash.
A Desperate Blue Apron Is Trying To Execute An "Etsy 180°"
Not only is Blue Apron replacing the CEO with an Etsy exec, it's even firing a guy named Dickerson.
Lyft Stock Opens Trading At You Are All Insane Dollars Per Share
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
The Lyft IPO Is Immediately Oversubscribed, So Remember This Moment When The Economy Collapses
So, yeah, we should totally stop raising interest rates.
Company With No Profits Aims For Biggest IPO In American History
Lyft is about to take everyone for quite a shared ride.
After Giving Up On All That Hippie Do-Gooder Nonsense, Etsy Stock Is A Papier-Mâché Rocket Of Capitalist Lust
Josh Silverman should buy himself a braggy throw pillow.
Pinterest To IPO At 17x Revenue Because No One Has Learned Anything
This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.
SEC Says Guy Who Was Being Paid To Keep Apple Employees From Insider Trading Apple Stock Had Sweet Side Gig Insider Trading Apple Stock
Gene Levoff allegedly took a "Think Different" approach to his day job.
Softbank CEO Masa Son Is Officially the Greatest Performance Artist In Finance
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
Snap Stock Soaring On News That Not Everyone Has Stopped Using Snap
Hey, it also didn't, like, kill anyone.
Goldman Sachs And JPM Will Take Your Mom's Favorite Social Media App Public Soon
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
Collaborative Working App Going Public All Alone
May your listing be as sweet as the irony, Slack.
Larry Ellison Joins Tesla Board As Elon Musk Positions Himself To Appear More Likable By Comparison
"Compared to Larry, Elon is kind of humble and sweet" people will say.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
Apple Revises Q1 Guidance Citing Chinese Trade And iPhone Sales As Things That Suck
Tim Cook looking to make his problem into everybody's problem.
As Some Idiot Predicted Months Ago, Blue Apron Is Officially A Penny Stock
If even we could see this coming, how was it allowed to happen?
Tom Farley's Greatest Act At NYSE Was Pranking Snap Into Going Public
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
Someone Is Being Sued For Refusing To Wear Snap's New Spectacles, So, Yeah, Things Are Great At Snap
Getting publicly litigious with an Instagram influencer who was privately not doing what they paid him for is your answer to "What's Snap up to these days?"
Senior Executive That Was Too Toxic For Travis Kalanick's Uber Finds A New Home At A Hedge Fund
Emil Michael has finally figured out where he'll be tolerated.