WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Counsciesness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
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WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
Silicon Valley CEOs Are Letting Employees Expense Their Trips To Burning Man And Tell Us Again About Interest Rates Being Too High
There's economic data in the Orgy Dome.
WeWork Sued By Landlord For Allegedly Making $150 Million Disappear
In a new lawsuit, the owner of 120 East 16th Street accuses WeWork of playing bait and switch with deposits.
Uber Saves $200K On Balloons, Tacitly Admits To Shareholders It Was Spending $200K On Balloons
Actual...f@cking...balloons.
WeWork Officially Files To Be The Last IPO
This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.
Goldman Sachs Is Doing Apple's Innovation For It These Days
DJ D-Sol is sampling Angelo Mozilo on Goldman's Apple Card plans.
Verizon Taking Its Final Huge Bath On Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Legacy
Tumblr is being sold for $20 million only six years after Double-M bought it for $1.1 billion.
Uber Cuts Marketing Headcount By A Third, Still Has 800 People Working On Marketing
Is Uber aware of permalancers?
Dominos Officially A Solidly Morally Oblivious Tech Company With Mediocre Pizza
The Noid is a tech bro now...which makes sense.
Tesla Results Miss On Every Key Component But One
Elon Musk's notional car company is losing money and executives, but his key Wall Street apostle remains unfazed.
Robinhood Is Worth $7.6 Billion Now, And All It Had To Do Was Sell Its Soul
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
Etsy Clearly Under The Impression That It Has Earned The Right To Start Acting Like Etsy Again
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.
Elon Musk Wants To Rent Some Of Your Brain To Save Tesla
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
WeWork Will Raise Billions In Debt To Prove To Everyone That It's Good With Money
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
Car Company Stock Soars On News That Car Company Made Cars
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
Slack's Direct Listing So Successful That People Will Be Talking Trash About Conventional IPOs On Slack
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
After Losing The Trust Of Users To Protect Their Data, Facebook Pivots To Just Asking For Their Money Up Front
Meet Libra, the cryptocurrency for people who hate paying attention.
Elon Musk Pretty Certain That He Can Either Make Cars Or Make Money
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
David Solomon Commiserates With His Marcus Team Over The Existential Anguish Of Working At A Investment Backwater Like... Goldman Sachs
If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.
Tech-Enabled Home Cycling Platform Files For Confidential $8 Billion IPO, So Let's Cut Rates!
The Peloton IPO filing should be a major datapoint in The Fed's thinking.