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It Took A Baby Hedge Fund To Demand That Etsy Behave Like A Grown-Up
Black-and-White Capital is frankly stunned that this shit has gone on this long.
Silicon Valley Not Even Spending Money On Clichés These Days
If startups aren't buying ping pong tables anymore, it's time to burn it all down.
Yahoo's Most Attractive Asset Is The One That Yahoo Can't Ruin If It Tried
Yahoo Japan is actually a good business, maybe because Yahoo doesn't touch it.
Even Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Working Against Marissa Mayer
We've reached a point at Yahoo where this actually makes sense.
Tech Entrepreuner About To Learn That Racist App Idea Is Still Racist
The internet has a short memory, but it's longer than the guys behind RedZone are about to find out.
CEO Of $2B Tech Startup Gleefully Tells Investors And Customers "We've Been Lying To People"
"Ha ha ha... Kill him" replied Larry Fink.
Professed Humanoid Jeff Bezos Gives The Press A Tour Of His Totally Not Evil Private Space Company
You know Jeff Bezos has emotions because he tells you what they are and when he's having them.
Zenefits Scaring Off Millennial Employees With New "Get Brokerage Licenses"/"No F@cking In The Office" Rules
They might as well work on Wall Street.
Marissa Mayer's Newest Management Invention: "Layoff Wednesdays"
Nothing pumps up morale like a little midweek career Russian roulette.
After Raising $9 Billion in Funding, Travis Kalanick Now Concerned By This Irrational Funding Environment
The Uber CEO wishes that things were different you guys, but...oops, sorry, he just closed a $200 million round.
Time Inc. Honors "Throwback Thursday" By Acquiring MySpace
Sorry, Friendster, it was another "hard pass."
Morgan Stanley Willing To Help Its Wealthiest/Possibly Dumbest Clients Get In Now On Uber
James Gorman and the gang will get you private shares in Uber, but don't you dare ask any GD questions!
New York VC Isn't Going To Sugarcoat This Uber Situation Like Those Candy-Ass Bay Area VCs
Hey, watch where you're going! Fred Wilson is INVESTING OVER HERE!
Marissa Mayer Is So Ready To Save Yahoo That She Fired 30 People By Accident
Double M is basically the Rasputin of Tech at this point.
Jack Dorsey Calls An All-Hands Pep Rally So Remaining Twitter Employees Can Lie To Themselves
#OneTeam #DontReadTheNews
Marissa Mayer Is Just Playing F@#k/Marry/Kill At This Point
She's making a list and checking it twi...Most of you are fired.
Snapchat: You've Shared Other Stuff, Why Not Your Retirement Account?
Evan Spiegel is hoping Millennials will put their money in the same place they put their nude selfies.
Mark Zuckerberg To Spend His Paternity Leave Building Our Future Robot Overlord
Sounds like somebody's already (dangerously) bored by just sitting around the house.
Twitter Investors Now Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Get Jack Dorsey To Just Come Home
He's not distracted anymore, in fact
Etsy Proving Once Again That It Is The Jägermeister of Tech Stocks
Why do you guys keep doing this to yourselves?