If you’ve got something tech-looking, file for an IPO immediately.
This is a senseless tragedy.
Black-and-White Capital is frankly stunned that this shit has gone on this long.
If startups aren't buying ping pong tables anymore, it's time to burn it all down.
Yahoo Japan is actually a good business, maybe because Yahoo doesn't touch it.
We've reached a point at Yahoo where this actually makes sense.
The internet has a short memory, but it's longer than the guys behind RedZone are about to find out.
"Ha ha ha... Kill him" replied Larry Fink.
You know Jeff Bezos has emotions because he tells you what they are and when he's having them.
They might as well work on Wall Street.
Nothing pumps up morale like a little midweek career Russian roulette.
The Uber CEO wishes that things were different you guys, but...oops, sorry, he just closed a $200 million round.
Sorry, Friendster, it was another "hard pass."
James Gorman and the gang will get you private shares in Uber, but don't you dare ask any GD questions!
Hey, watch where you're going! Fred Wilson is INVESTING OVER HERE!
Double M is basically the Rasputin of Tech at this point.
She's making a list and checking it twi...Most of you are fired.
Evan Spiegel is hoping Millennials will put their money in the same place they put their nude selfies.
Sounds like somebody's already (dangerously) bored by just sitting around the house.
He's not distracted anymore, in fact