This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
Some solid research here from the Nodoi Institute at The University of Obvious.
Daddy DotCom’s at it again.
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
Tilson v Musk is a fight we'd pay to see...not a lot, but we'd pay.
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.