Was there no one around to grab his phone when TSLA shares hit $420?
If he’s got to be in the dock, David Einhorn should have to join him.
You are our constant, Elon Musk.
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
Some solid research here from the Nodoi Institute at The University of Obvious.
Daddy DotCom’s at it again.
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.