Investment Bank That Handled Uber IPO Thinks Tesla Is Probably Screwed
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
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Whitney Tilson Taking $10K Bets That Elon Musk Is Full Of Sh!t
Tilson v Musk is a fight we'd pay to see...not a lot, but we'd pay.
David Einhorn Is So Broke That He’s Pitching Airplane Leases At Sohn
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
With His Martyrdom Approaching, Elon Musk Has Found His Saint Peter
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Since Selling Cars Is Not Working Out, Tesla Plans To Just Ask People For Money
Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?
David Einhorn Still Murmuring Incantations Of Death Over Elon Musk Voodoo Doll, Is Feeling Like It's Working
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Somewhere, David Einhorn Is Reading "Consumer Reports" Like Teenage David Einhorn Used To Read "Playboy"
When Tesla gets punched, Ackmania is one hell of a drug.
Elon Musk Is Clearly Still Struggling With His Addiction To Doing Bad Tweets
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
Saudi Arabia Seems Concerned About How Elon Musk's Unchecked Behavior Is Being Perceived
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
Larry Ellison Joins Tesla Board As Elon Musk Positions Himself To Appear More Likable By Comparison
"Compared to Larry, Elon is kind of humble and sweet" people will say.
Elon Musk Determined To Keep Legal System Aware That He Once Had A Cool Girlfriend
If you want to keep your ex-girlfriend out of a legal situation, make your lawyer file a motion all about your ex-girlfriend.
As A New Year Dawns, Tesla Remains A Drama Company That Sometimes Makes A Few Cars
If Tesla still can't make enough cars, why was Elon acting so performatively crazy in 2018?
No Gelt For Greenlight
It’s safe to say that David Einhorn’s gonna be down this year unless he kills Elon Musk or something.
Elon Musk Converts An Enemy Into An Apostle
Citron's Andy Left is all "WTF? I love Tesla now!"
Elon Musk Will Buy $20 Million Of Tesla Stock In Big Show Of Make Believe That Elon Musk And Tesla Are Separate Things
"Here's some money to pay you back for that fine that "I" got, wink wink..."
Tesla Is Looking To Hire A Work Daddy For Elon Musk
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.
SEC Legally Daring Tesla Board To Produce Some Balls
Elon Musk no longer controls the adults in the room, wink wink.