Elon Musk’s behavior aside, Tesla has become too big for the S&P 500 to ignore.
Nikola may have no revenue, but it does have subpoenas.
Nope, it’s not a Cybertruck with an actual unbreakable windshield.
But don’t expect radio silence.
This lawsuit is no joke, to Elon Musk, anyway.
Was there no one around to grab his phone when TSLA shares hit $420?
If he’s got to be in the dock, David Einhorn should have to join him.
You are our constant, Elon Musk.
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.